Worst written dialouge

[saintdane05]

What is the worst writing of dialouge you have ever heard? You know, the kind of stuff that makes you cringe, and then fall down in fetal position.

My vote goes out to "The Last Airbender" (movie). That movie gave us such gems, like

EARTH BENDERS! THERE IS DIRT UNDER YOUR FEET! THERE'S DIRT ALL AROUND YOU! WHY DON'T YOU FIGHT?"


"We were forced under the water of the ocean." (As opposed to the air of the sky and the flame of the fire)

"What if we found you teachers? Teachers to teach you bending?"

Capatcha: Mumbo Jumbo. How appropriate.