Worst zombie film ever...

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Maggot666 said:
Land of the Dead

Romero is an amazing directer but making zombies "remember" things and use tools and even shoot guns is too ridiculous.
Yes, this movie was completely retarded made about as much sense as my dog playing poker, if zombies are so slow why dont you just bomb them in one go??
 

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28 Weeks later was terrible, the first one was good, so they tried to cash in on their success by making it more actiony and American rather then creepy and scary.
 

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I think it was simply called "Undead" and played in Australia or something.
It was totally ridiculous, had something to do with aliens, zombies, meteorites and a big wall, I dunno.
And there was this one badass Farmer who tied three shotguns together to make a "super-shotgun" and a lot of other bullshit.
I can't remember completely, I was drunk, but it was freaking hilarious.
 

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Normeo said:
Nivag said:
Zombie Flesh Eaters.

Planet Terror? This one was made intentionally for the "lols" though, so it can't really be valid in this topic.
The one with the chick with a gun for a leg. hmmm good in a "B" movie sense.
Planet Terror, and it sucked. Tarrentino masturbatory self-indulgent plotless crap.

(I'm just pissed because I bought the DVD before watching it. Something I swore never to do again after buying the 2004 version of The Punisher. )
 

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Worst good or worst BAD?
Worst Good: Shawn of the Dead.
Worst Bad: Zombie Strippers.

And I mean the WORST. I honestly couldn't sit through it. I was made to watch it by my man friend. And the most enjoyable part of the movie was making out with him. It made the movie bearable... Gosh dang..
 

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Shadow Law said:
Heppenfeph said:
House of the dead. How is that not mentioned?
How did i look over that POS? Also any zombie movie on the sci-fi channel, EVER! I loath the sci-fi channel.

Awww...I love the SciFi movies. They suck so terribly, I can't help but laugh.

Skeleon said:
I think it was simply called "Undead" and played in Australia or something.
It was totally ridiculous, had something to do with aliens, zombies, meteorites and a big wall, I dunno.
And there was this one badass Farmer who tied three shotguns together to make a "super-shotgun" and a lot of other bullshit.
I can't remember completely, I was drunk, but it was freaking hilarious.
I've seen that one! It was so terrible in every sense that it was awesome...

"I was almost eaten by their killer fish." is a line from that movie, and remains my favorite line from any movie.

Also, the farmer guy seemed to pull guns out of his ass. They had to strip down at one point because of some acid alien rain of some sort, and he walked into a general store nude. Everyone gets some clothing and zombies attack. Suddenly, the guy has two pistols and opens fire. I actually said "Where the hell did he get those?!"
 

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Automation Transfusion, I bought this movie at my local Wal-Mart for $7.00. I was thinking to myself, "Hey! Seven dollars, that's not bad! The cover looks decent, and what's this...One of the best zombie movies in decades- Bloodydigusting.com Cool!" Purchase!...I'm pretty sure this movie gave me eye cancer, because after watching it I couldn't see strait for a week...
 

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Noamuth said:
Normeo said:
Thunderheavyarm said:
The "New" Dawn of the Dead movie. For two reasons, first the zombies were running. Last time I checked, zombies weren't too good at anything beyond a very determined shuffle. And second, when the fat chick comes in with a huge bite mark on here and the chick who watched her boyfriend/husband turn into one right after the zombie girl bit him and does or says nothing.
I like the running thing, everyone else copied it (res evil3, 28 days later, er and others)

With out stupid people there would be no zombie apocalypse, but agreed on the fat chick (who's really a dude)
I liked the high-speed zombies too.

Very cool seeing them sort of shambling along, then as soon as they see you, ZOOM FOOD OM NOM.
LOL
 

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Undead. Watched about the first half hour before I took it back to the video store the same night I got it. Aliens and zombies don't mix.

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Zombiez. Yes it is actually spelled with a "z" at the end. Why? Because poor literacy is kewl. Hopefully someone gets what I'm referencing.
 

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when looking at the topic thread that movie was the first to come to mind. Just the acting alone makes that movie. I was fast forwarding through most of the movie after a half-hour, and what the hell kind of ending was that?
 

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cleverlymadeup said:
Normeo said:
I think they have tried to high-jack the publicity of George Ramero's "The Diaries of the Dead" (which was a bit disappointing).
no way Diary of the Dead was good, it was a real throw back to the old style of "of the dead" series

as for bad movies, the new Day of the Dead was bad
Seriously? A film about a group of people who you wish would die for 90-some minutes holds up against a pulp-fiction classic, a highly detailed allegory about consumerism, and a gory-as-all-hell thrill ride? Seriously?!!