But the priest, he kicks ass for the lord, how can a movie with that line in it possibly be bad? It has also got that awesomely silly Lawnmower scene.Xhumed post=18.69882.675971 said:
Worst Zombie Movie of All Time
- Thread starter MysteriousSquirrel
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Man. Has no one beheld...beholded...SAW the quasi-remake 'Day of the Dead' that was just released to DVD. It has Nick Cannon, Ving Rhames and Mena Survari(whom I'm pretty sure is a REAL zombie!) Complete with Zombies leaping to the ceiling and crawling upside down towards their victims! Zombies using FIREARMS! A scene where Ving(as a Zombie) irritated by his own dangling eyeball, snatches it from his face and EATS IT!!!!!! Steve Miner, the hack, director should be placed in the nearest availible cannon and shot into Nick Cannon's rectum!!!!!!!
...and where did Larenxis go?! *looks around* For saying that Dead Alive was bad, I challenge her to a game of Connect-Four!
...and where did Larenxis go?! *looks around* For saying that Dead Alive was bad, I challenge her to a game of Connect-Four!
The reason Land of the Dead wasnt SO bad was because it mixed things up a bit. If you follow the timeline of Romeros movies, you will notice a pattern. The longer after initial outbreak, the more intellegent zombies get. (Compare Night of the Living Dead (any version) to Dawn of the Dead. Then Compare Dawn with Land. You will notice that since it is a longer period after the outbreak (and longer since the first movie was made) that the zombies are supposed to adapt and get smarter.avykins post=18.69882.676793 said:
Now if you had another reason to dislike the movie, so be it. I just wanted to adress a common complaint of Land of the Dead.
i dont count Day of the Dead as a remake. It literally had nothing to do with the first one. Which, for anyone who hasnt seen it, is focused on human interaction and adaption in a post-zombified world. The remake was just another zombie movie... just with Nick Cannon. So we all know, by law, it has to be awful.
I hate Nick Cannon. Yeah. I SAID it! I was also very unhappy with Diary of the Dead. But that isn't Nick Cannon's fault...
*thinks quietly*
Maybe it is...
*thinks quietly*
Maybe it is...
ShockWaves needed Werewolves! I am a firm believer werewolves spruce up just about anything. They are like mythical All-Spice or a nice throw rug.
MysteriousSquirrel post=18.69882.676829 said:
Im with you. I think its high time something was done about his smarmy caramel blight on us! Start with that cannon and his rectum!
i will agree, the characters were dry. Especially considering it had John Lequizamo and Dennis Hopper in it.
Don't forget Day of the Dead. And for those who thought Land of the Dead was bad, they obviously haven't seen Diary of the Dead (WHY GEROGE, WHY!?).MysteriousSquirrel post=18.69882.676809 said:
The Resident Evil trilogy was, by and large, utter horse shite, particularly the 3rd.
The first one was alright (mediocre, but no 'bad'), whereas the other two were just plain crap.
avykins post=18.69882.676839 said:
Not to be on his nuts, but that man has the friggin' movie Midas touch. If Watchmen doesn't come out because of movie politics, I may just go Emo and start cuttin...
Not myself. But something...maybe Nick Cannon.
I never really liked anything past the first Romero zombie film. It just seems like he updated the previous one about 20 times now and he still manages to make money now from people who can't see there's nothing original or interesting in them.
And NO, teaching zombies to wield AND fire guns isn't something that makes a good zombie film. If it were supposed to be some form of parody then maybe I could let it slide, but it wasn't.
BrainDead (NOT DeadAlive! Stop fecking calling it that, damn name-changers) is a great film IMO. As it goes through several genres (slight romance, zombie comedy then gore filled survival horror) which displays Jackson's passion for writing a film that dares to dare. Not his new technique of directing some crap that was written aaaaaaaaaaaages ago and thinking he did a good job because he could choke a giant gorilla with his wallet.
And finally, I know the thread is about crap zombie films but I'd like to give 28 Days Later a mention for being awesome. Although I haven't bothered with the American sequel because frankly, you guys always fuck things up when you decide to convert/continue/remake stuff made elsewhere.
They should just change the front cover to something with tits on to appeal to the intended new audience.
And NO, teaching zombies to wield AND fire guns isn't something that makes a good zombie film. If it were supposed to be some form of parody then maybe I could let it slide, but it wasn't.
BrainDead (NOT DeadAlive! Stop fecking calling it that, damn name-changers) is a great film IMO. As it goes through several genres (slight romance, zombie comedy then gore filled survival horror) which displays Jackson's passion for writing a film that dares to dare. Not his new technique of directing some crap that was written aaaaaaaaaaaages ago and thinking he did a good job because he could choke a giant gorilla with his wallet.
And finally, I know the thread is about crap zombie films but I'd like to give 28 Days Later a mention for being awesome. Although I haven't bothered with the American sequel because frankly, you guys always fuck things up when you decide to convert/continue/remake stuff made elsewhere.
They should just change the front cover to something with tits on to appeal to the intended new audience.