I would like to believe that I would fight if the end of the world was coming but more then likely if a God wanting to fight me i would probably become like a deer in some headlamps and kak my pants.
Would you fight a god?
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Yes, yes I would. I would go down kicking and screaming like a lunatic too. Ya know walk up all inconspicuous like and then WHAM baseball bat with nails in it right to his/her godly skull. I don't care how divine something is. It's going to hurt having that introduced to your brain meats.
Watch as the day comes and goes, and the doomsayers do their little backpeddaling thing about how discrepancies in the calendars mean it'll actually be later...
Hypothetically though, I dunno what I'd do, obviously I might get obliterated in some offhand fashion and not really get to do anything, but I'd do what I could to stay alive and if I could be helpful in the process, all the better.
Hypothetically though, I dunno what I'd do, obviously I might get obliterated in some offhand fashion and not really get to do anything, but I'd do what I could to stay alive and if I could be helpful in the process, all the better.
Yes luckily I keep pandora's box near me at all times. Those gods won't stand a chance. I will lead the Escapist into battle but will proably only attract one or two followers becuase Ultrajoe and Yathzee will have started there crusades.Of course by the time I got down there all the good gods would be proccupied. I would proably end up fighting Hermes and then working my way up.
I do every day.
People idolize Television, entertainment, video games, sex, drinking, all sorts of things, and subverting the social norm is quite the endeavor in of itself. But the Lord my God gives me strength to face the day, and I am joyful.
People idolize Television, entertainment, video games, sex, drinking, all sorts of things, and subverting the social norm is quite the endeavor in of itself. But the Lord my God gives me strength to face the day, and I am joyful.
If it were Ragnarok, i'd fight alongside the gods...
Unless i was undead, then i would do whatever...braiiiiins
Unless i was undead, then i would do whatever...braiiiiins
Sadly I want to know which God and why, before making any promises.
Egyptian gods would be a lark.
Greek gods I could probably easily seduce or get so angry they'd lose what sense they had.
Hindu gods however I wouldn't cross, cause they happen to have a lady among them by the name of Kali and I don't want to face that ever.
Christian god I wouldn't mess with cause I know how that would end.
Egyptian gods would be a lark.
Greek gods I could probably easily seduce or get so angry they'd lose what sense they had.
Hindu gods however I wouldn't cross, cause they happen to have a lady among them by the name of Kali and I don't want to face that ever.
Christian god I wouldn't mess with cause I know how that would end.
<a href=http://skeptoid.com/episodes/4093>this is dumb. statistically, the world has only ended six times before, but it's been predicted by doomsayers every year since people learned to understand each others' grunts. Why the hell would the ancient south american people have a better idea the world was going to end than modern day scientists?
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On topic: I would punch jesus right in the ovaries.
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On topic: I would punch jesus right in the ovaries.
I would so fight the gods. I would study there mythos looking for weaknesses to take them down. Proving that geeks/nerds would save the world.
To make sure that they don't work together I would pit them against each other to lessen their numbers. Them take them down one by one when they are weak.
To make sure that they don't work together I would pit them against each other to lessen their numbers. Them take them down one by one when they are weak.
