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shadyh8er

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Not exactly a quote but a reference to a quote. When I saw that the trophy for saving Jill in RE5 was called "Masters of Removing," I cracked up! (In case you're wondering, one of Barry's golden lines from the original RE was calling Jill the "Master of Unlocking.")

Also, the final line in Resistance 2:

 

DustyDrB

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"I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions" (punch to the face)
-Shepard
 

Daedalus1942

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I'm amazed these quotes haven't been mentioned, but maybe the game's just too old for most people to remember.

"Look at you, hacker: a pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you run through my corridors. How can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?"

"You travel within the glory of my memories, insect. I can feel your fear as you tread the endless expanse of my mind. Make yourself comfortable... before long I will decorate my home with your carcass. "

The Many: "Do you not trust the feelings of the flesh? Our biology yearns to join with yours. We welcome you to our mass. But you puzzle us. Why do you serve our mother? How can you choose cold metal over the splendor of the flesh? But you fear us. We hear your thoughts, and they rage for your brothers who you believe dead. But they are not. They sing in our symphony of life. We offer another chance to join us. If you choose to lie down with the machine, we will rend you apart, and put you separate from the joys of the mass."

The lines in that game seriously chilled your spine to the core. God I miss it, think I'll go back and play the first one.
 

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"Did you hear that?"
"It's just the wind..."
"Oh yeah? Since when did the wind whisper "Hostiles..." to you?"

"WHY. WON'T. YOU. DIE?!"

And finally, "From where you're kneeling, it must seem like an 18-carat string of bad luck. But the truth is, the game was rigged from the start."

And as an added bonus, guess what games they are from[footnote]Two are obvious anyway.[/footnote] and get a cookie for your troubles.
 
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"What can change the nature of a man?" - Planescape Torment


 

MikailCaboose

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Pretty much anything from Ulyoath in Eternal Darkness, such as: "The Universe is a yawning chasm, filled with emptiness and the puerile meanderings of sentience. Why should you deserve special consideration within it, Augustus, above all else?"
 

DJDarque

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"You should find an outlet."
"I have plenty of outlets."
"I mean besides vaginas."
Assassin's Creed 2

It had me rolling on the floor.
 

The Bucket

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Cortana: "So have you got a plan to get out?"
Master Chief: "I was gonna shoot my way out. Mix things up a little."

I love this dig at himself so much
 

Karilas

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"Don't OPEN that DOOR!"

"I'm going with you, Chris is our old... partner y'know!"

Damn you Barry you awesome wooden bastard.

Also -

"I was tied to a chair and he had a bat... pissing him off seemed like the smart thing to do"
 
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My friends and I in hl opposing force just hit the follow button rythmically on a stationed soldier. The result was "This is my post, sir" The remixed version
 

Thoff09

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I really cant believe this hasn't been posted yet.

"War... War never changes."
 

C95J

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War, war never changes.

EDIT:
Thoff09 said:
I really cant believe this hasn't been posted yet.

"War... War never changes."
Epic Ninja'd
 

PeePantz

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A thief stole 276 lbs of food from you overnight.

MonkeyButt has dysentary.

MonkeyButt has died.

also (Charlie Brown teacher voice):

"Double Dribble"
"Blades of Steel"
 

she_never_was

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Anything Daxter said. Ever.

Here are examples:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14IfC60K59E

My favorite:
"Where would you be without me, Dax?"
"Well Jak, I probably wouldn't be two feet tall, fuzzy, and running around in the sewer without a pair of pants.[pause] God, I miss pants."

:]
 

Kajt

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*sigh* Sucks that they won't run properly on this computer.