Would you Kindly?

[Teh Roflchoppa]

"I feel the cosmos...... Mooooooooooooooooo..."

Anything from Katamari is gold.

 

[Ashcrexl]

"These dudes have got energy to spare. We're talking guys who beat off four times a day!"

nevesrellik

 

[WorldCritic]

"What is a man? A miserable pile of secrets! But enough talk, have at you!"
"So Zetta Slow!"
"To slay a god."

 

[ayylamao]

"Rise and shine, Mr. Freeman. Rise and... * Shine.~
Not that I'm implying that you are sleeping on the job.~

The right man in the wrong place, can set all the difference... in the world."
-G-man, Half Life 2-

And: "Oh yes." -Doctor Brackman, Supreme Commander-

Edit: DO A BARREL ROLL!

Double Edit: Andrew Ryan asks:

"Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow? No! Says the man in Washington. It belongs to the poor!
No! Says the man in the Vatican. It belongs to God!
No! Says the man in Moscow. It belongs to everyone!

I rejected those answers. I instead chose the impossible. RAPTURE."

Andrew Ryan asks:

"Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow? No! Says the man in Washington. It belongs to the poor!
No! Says the man in the Vatican. It belongs to God!
No! Says the man in Moscow. It belongs to everyone!

I rejected those answers. I instead chose the impossible. RAPTURE."

thats mine too.

 

[Sinclair Solutions]

My top pick has to go to a quote I heard a splicer say in Bioshock 2. For a while, it was Andrew Ryan's opening speech, and then it was some stuff from Condemned 2, and then it was this:

"You should find an outlet."
"I have plenty of outlets."
"I mean besides vaginas."
Assassin's Creed 2

But the one I heard almost made me laugh for about a minute. It's a "Toasty Splicer", and the quote combined with his whiny, breaking voice makes it hilarious:

"I'll teach him about girls...and THEN, we'll buy a PUPPY!"

 

[rathorn14]

Huh? what was that noise? -genome soldier in MGS1 for the PS1

 

[Lazy Kitty]

"Evil will always find a way!" - Overlord

 

[YuriRuler90]

"You were deceived. And now, your Republic shall fall."
Darth Malgus, Sith Lord.

God, the guy who voices him makes it awesome.

 

[Xlr8DETH]

Ive fought mudcrabs more fierce than you!!

 

[chrono16]

HOLY CHRIST ON A BIKE!!- Stubbs the Zombie, Rebel without a Pulse

 

[Sn1P3r M98]

STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM!

Nobody breaks the law on my watch!

Then pay with your blood!

I love going on wild goose chases with the guards after doing totally stupid things, like picking a tomato from someone's garden.

 

[dorkette1990]

War. War never changes. - Fallout
Are you a lemon? - Fable. Really, anything peasants say in fable (I feel like my body is made of sugar - I hope I don't fall into a pot of tea and melt!)

 

[Riptide1]

theres a couple of great ones in dragon age... best one though is a dwarf saying epic fail after you pick the new king, i fell out of my chair laughing at that one.

other that that the speech that is given in the opening cinematic for Killzone 2... when he says "They will know" everything is just perfect
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kiby2RBvFeE&feature=related

 

[lolandrew4]

"That's the road to Ravenholm. We don't go there anymore." Sent chills into me

 

[Nostalgia Ripoff]

I love every time I get to use that picture.

 

[googleit6]

There's a little gem in Fallout: New Vegas by an idiot in sunglasses named Fantastic, at Helios One "They asked if I had a degree in theoretical physyics, I told them I had a theoretical degree in physics"

I forgot about that. Pure gold

It's times like those I wonder why I joined NCR...

 

[dreadpirateredbeard]

Wow, I thought me and my sis were the only ones still quoting that! first game we ever had on cd rom!

Oh, King's Quest V, you quotable, quotable game.

"Graham, watch out! A POOOOOOIIIIIIIISONOUS SNAKE!"

"Ah... life-giving water. Nectar of the gods!"

 

[The_Chief]

Admit it. How can you not notice this in gears of war 2?

i hate you lol that was so loud and my mom is in the other room. shes really confused

 

[elcamino41383]

Gotta go with

Spoiler

Uncharted 2

or

Spoiler

Assassin's Creed 2

 

[SixWingedAsura]

"What is man? A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk! Have at you!"

-Dracula, Symphony of the Night.