Would you rather.... a game

[SilverHammerMan]

Okay, so allow me to explain, this is a little game that I came up with in school and I wanted to share with you Escapists.
The general idea is that you present someone with two options. You can give them more, but two options usually gets you the funniest answers. You can feel free to justify you answer (indeed that is one of the most amusing parts of the game) and most importantly, you cannot judge someone based on their answers.
Since this is online, to keep things clear please quote the question that you're responding to when you answer. Once you've answered, feel free to pose you own would you rather question.
So here we go:


Would you rather.... be beaten to death by a psychotic clown (wielding a large fish as a club) for telling a particularly bad pun OR fall into the lion pit at a zoo and be devoured in front of a horrified but amused audience. Keep in mind that you will die either way and that the lions will probably kill you faster.

PS. Beware, this game can rapidly turn into a game of "who can come up with the more depraved 'would you rather....' question".

 

[CounterAttack]

I'd take the lions.

Would you rather be sentenced to death by firing squad, or live, but have to go through a worldwide, highly embarrassing punishment?

 

[CloggedDonkey]

Embarrassment. At least I live and maybe get to live it down.

Would you rather be punched in the nuts or have your gender changed (perfectly, as though you where always a women) so you never have to be ball punched again?

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Ball punched, you won't lose your manhood from a ball punch, only a retard would take the latter.

Would you rather get trampled by a horse, or kicked in the balls by Chuck Norris?

 

[CloggedDonkey]

Horse. Sure, you're hurt, but a Chuck Norris kick kills you very painfully.

Would you drink a gallon of motor oil over one hour, or drink a nice tall glass of boomer bile in two minutes?

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Motor oil, that way I don't die by vomitin my insides after I get infected.

Would you rather be forced to listen to a Hannah Montana album, or a Lady Gaga album?

 

[Safe in the Dark]

Lady Gaga at least that way I'll go insane from mind-fuck rather than just suicidal,

Would you rather have your testes or Uterus removed with the back part of a hammer or be forced into reading twilight while britney spears slowly dry humps the back of your skull?

 

[SilverHammerMan]

The Twilight thing, at least then I'd survive and I'm a fast reader so the horror would probably end in a few hours. I might lose all will to live, but I would survive.

Would you rather be eaten alive by a gang of angry but adorable seals, or die via explosive decompression?

 

[Vrex360]

Explosive decompression, at least that's a more respectable thing to have chisled on my tombstone than 'was eaten by the most deadly but cuddly seals ever'.

Would you rather have your face skinned off while you are still alive or be forced to WEAR the face of a dead loved one?

 

[capin Rob]

Face of a loved one.

Would you rather Have tender emotional sex with Olvia Munn. Or kill Michale bay in the most pianfull way possible.

 

[bgg1996]

I don't know either of them, but I'll go with the one that doesn't send me to jail for the rest of my life.

Would you rather...
as a man, have women's hands (painted nails and all), or as a woman, have a man's hands.

 

[Safe in the Dark]

Either it doesn't matter to me.

Would you rather be forced to eat a chili made out of loved ones,or eat a chili made out someone cutting off your legs?

 

[Kud]

Pfft, legs, who needs 'em.

would you rather to have no arms or no legs?

 

[Ye Olde Hobo]

Legs, I could still play video games

Would you rather eat blue rare steak to prove how manly you are, or beat I wanna be the guy?