Would you rather....(Matrix Version)

[shadowstriker86]

So I'm watching the matrix right now (the first one and the best one in my opinion) and in my random mind came this epic dilemma...


Would you rather...

Download and Delete knowledge from your mind like an external hard drive but you have to use a 1284 Printer Cable....inserted inside you rectally....

Or

Be able to Network (wireless) to other people's minds like on a computer so you could share knowledge? (Provided they granted you access)

 

[Agayek]

I'd rather be able to distribute a virus into other people's minds, solely for the purpose of making whole legions randomly break into song, preferably "Never Gonna Give You Up" by Rick Astley.

 

[FredFredburgur]

Wireless, it seems easier and I don't have to insert anything in me anywhere.

 

[teisjm]

What are the advantages of the first option?
If it has any you could just delete the memories of you having a 1284 cable up your ass after you're done downloading.

 

[shadowstriker86]

If you've never seen the first matrix, downloading knowledge = if you have all levels of Japanese for Rosetta Stone, you could download the entirety of the language into your mind, be able to read it and speak it and understand it. But still have a cable jammed up your butt.

 

[jboking]

Wireless could leave you open to hacking though. For example see:

I'd rather be able to distribute a virus into other people's minds, solely for the purpose of making whole legions randomly break into song, preferably "Never Gonna Give You Up" by Rick Astley.

So, while a 1284 printer cable would be a pain in the ass, its safer overall.