Would you rather?

[Admiral Stukov]

Dark.

Would you rather drink Irish Coffee or a White Russian?

 

[Eumersian]

White Russian.

Would your rather drink Scotch straight up or on the rocks?

 

[Admiral Stukov]

On the rocks.

Would you rather drink Vodka or Jägermeister?

 

[Eumersian]

Whichever takes me out faster.

Would you rather fall to your death or fall into a McDonald's?

 

[Admiral Stukov]

McDonald's I guess. As long as won't have to eat there.

Would you rather have your mind in the body of a person of the opposite sex or an inanimate object?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

Opposite sex.

Would you rather fall to your death and be forced to eat at McDonald's or fall into a McDonald's and be forced to eat at McDonald's?

 

[Eumersian]

Death + McDonald's. At least I would be dead enough that I wouldn't care.

Would you rather have an overload of chips or salsa?

 

[Admiral Stukov]

...
Both. At the same time.

Would you rather have a claw hammer or a screwdriver?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

Both?

Would you rather kill this thread or get an avatar?

 

[Admiral Stukov]

I already have an avatar.

Would you rather loose an eye or an arm?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

Depends if I can replace them with a bionic one...

Would you rather have a bionic arm or a bionic eye?

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Why cant I have both? =/

Spoiler: A bionic eye, Davian Thule style

Would you rather wake up next to Gordon Freeman or JC Denton?

 

[scorptatious]

I don't know who JC Denton is, so I'll have to choose Dr. Freeman.

Would you rather sleep with a rabid bear or a poisonous snake?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A snake I guess...

Would you rather sleep in a single or a double bed?

 

[Admiral Stukov]

The snake. There is no anti-dote to being mauled.
[sub]And look up Deus Ex. Now.[/sub]

Would you rather play an old game that looks like ass but is fun to play, or a beautiful copy-pasted generic FPS?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

That depends... How much fun is the old game?

Would you rather sleep in a single or a double bed?

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Double.

Would you rather have really sour or really sweet candy?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

Really sweet obviously.

Would you rather type backwards or upside down for fhe rest of your life?

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Backwards.

Would you rather discover that you forgot pants, or everything but the pants?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

Everything but the pants.

Would you rather discover that you failed the turing test or failed a math test?