Would you REALLY survive a zombie attack?

[God's Clown]

I would eventually die, maybe. I have bad luck.

 

[Summerstorm]

Hm hm... well i think i don't have mental problems or instability. So i wouldn't crack. But i may get eaten on the way to some supermarket for supplies. And i am not physically fit as i should be. If i cannot hole up somewhere i will get taken down when i must run *g*

 

[The_ModeRazor]

According to a zombie survival test, which I did with surprising honesty, it would take a nuke blast in the face for me to go dedz. Zombiz ain't got a chance.

Edit: some guy pointed out the problems with surviving this shit.
All I have to say: METRO TUNNELS BIOTCH!

 

[EeveeElectro]

I would, because I'd keep my baps away

 

[Daniel_Rosamilia]

Nope. I require a funtional society to get the medication I need (to control my diabetes).

It could be fun for a few days though.

Good Sir we should join forces when this happens, im also diabetic(type 1), maybe we could raid a diabetic factory?? haha

I third this motion, for the simple reason I have your problem (diabetes!)
But I guess that if you two don't live in Australia, I'm a bit on the screwed side.
But if we had the resources and people, we could create a syringe rifle or two.

But to answer the original question:
Sanity: Probably
Physically: HELL NO.

 

[Kud]

Yep, I have beaten Left 4 Dead 2 on the hardest difficulty, I think I could take em!

 

[StarStruckStrumpets]

I think I'd die.

But I'd give it my best shot.

I think anybody who doesn't say this is either fooling themselves, miles from civilization, or living in a goddamn fortress.

It all depends on the type of zombie and how the infection spreads. If it were from zombie to person, and they were the typical shuffling zombies, I reckon the army would clean up pretty quickly, if they were running zombies, or if the infection was airborne, we'd be fucked.

 

[Ldude893]

If you never try, you'll never know.

 

[Muffinthraka]

Nope. I require a funtional society to get the medication I need (to control my diabetes).

It could be fun for a few days though.

I have diabetes insipidus and without my medication would dehydrate and shrivel up (no joke). So that's it for the two of us.

 

[Davey Woo]

Well I wouldn't do the cliché thing of locking myself inside a house and then stand next to a window or something and get ripped to pieces through the window. So I'd probably survive a fair way. I'd be more likely to die of starvation/thirst than from zombies, because I wouldn't bother trying to fight my way anywhere.

 

[FourEyedPandora]

I... don't know. I have a zombie plan, but I'm not sure if I could survive through all of it. I would certainly try, but if I was surrounded by a zombie horde with no way out, I'd commit suicide by shooting myself in the head. That's the last part of my plan - always keep one last bullet for yourself.

 

[KiruTheMant]

But yeah,the worst problem is being alone for me,I hear screams all the time,and phsyically I would last long enough for rescue to come with support,and Even alone at night with a cat I turn around and look behind me every so often.

 

[TacticalAssassin1]

If they were the fast 'zombies', come on, be honest, we're all fucked. within the first month i reckon. I would give it my best shot. Mentally, as last bullet said, i'd be one of those crazy people shooting anything walking unless they offer supplies, and physically, im only 15 so i'll need to find a good place to hold up.
If they were george romero slow zombies, yeah i'll be a survivor i think. i know a guy with guns, i have a plan, i think i would be alright.

 

[Tharwen]

The problem with any horror film is that things (almost) only go wrong because the characters are idiots. As long as every character has seen a few horror films (and I have), things should turn out OK.

 

[Capt_Jack_Doicy]

I would but then I'd be on No Man's Land Fort.

 

[Aesthetical Quietus]

Depends how fast they hit. Considering my country is an unlikely starting point for that kind of mutation, and that people are highly unlikely to come running over here, so long as the officials fill people in on what's happening, then I've got a good chance to be able to get prepared. If I can get prepared, I think I might just be able to.
However, if it hit say like tonight, I'd be fucked. I don't have any weapons anywhere near me. I'd give it a shot, but I'd have to go back for my Family and friends, and that would no doubt end up in me being killed.

 

[airwolfe591]

In terms of preparedness, I'd die in pretty quickly. I have enough physical endurance to last me a bit, but I'm no marathon runner and eventually my shin splints would act up, which is would eventually override the the adrenaline rush. If I could find myself a group of people i'd probably last a little longer because I'd try to give reasonable, but self explanatory suggestions. If we can, have a car and a truck, to load up on food, gasoline and other necessities to try and make a trip to the safest destination thinkable. Though still, I'd probably find myself dead in a short amount of time, if in an impossible to survive situation, I'd probably off myself.

Though one thing I don't understand is that... why don't zombies eat each other, or am I just nitpicking details?

 

[OmegaCheese]

This'll help, it'll tell you everything!

Spoiler: Apocalypse Guide

 

[Spitfire175]

I think I'd die.

But I'd give it my best shot.

I think anybody who doesn't say this is either fooling themselves, miles from civilization, or living in a goddamn fortress.

So, what if...
I live 130 km from the nearest thing that could be remotely described as a city
I have the chance to escape to an island OR a solid concrete water tower
I have guns. Lots of guns.

And I spent two years in the military.

Perhaps I am fooling myself. Oh boy am I taking this seriously.

28 days later mosters are not zombies! A zombie is a reanimated corpse, therefor slow, stupid and unorganized.

Aaand this is true. I hate it when people say 28 days later is a zombie movie. It isn't.