Would you survive the zombie apocalypse? (Quiz inside.....)

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DazBurger

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81.651376146789%!

Im kinda heavy... And by heavy I mean, that Im just generally large. And imma bad runner.

BUT! I have knives, swords, a full set of chainmail and plate armor, can drive most things, and know my way around my, before mentioned swords.

AND I got it all planned! Theres an old artillery-fort, not too far from where I live. Its by the sea, water on 3 sides, and a moat on the 4th. Its underground and contains a weapon/armor shop.


My question is... Can zombies swim?
 

ender214

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I need more weapons...and someone to realize that not helping someone in a suicidal situation isn't cowardly, it's smart.
 

ma55ter_fett

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73.8532110091743% better than adverage, I'm a big guy 6 feet 2 inches without shoes so I think given a chainsaw a crowbar a SUV and a shotgun, I could do pretty well.

And if not... well I would save a bullet...
 

Greyfall

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Your chances of surviving the Zombie Apocalypse: %88.0733944954129!

Not too bad. It seemed as if it might have asked some of the wrong questions. I really dont think having a chainsaw in my house or being able to drive are very beneficial. Have they even read the Zombie Survival Guide?
 

Mozared

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Your chances of surviving the Zombie Apocalypse: %75.4587155963303!

Since I live in Holland, I'm not a person with a lot of guns around. My pros are that I'm a good sprinter (though suck at long runs), have no real problems with gore, possess quite a lot of the list of 'special skills' named (Good at building, know how to hunt/fish, good at improvising, good at organizing and a good swimmer), know how to fight (done judo) and am a decent climber. My cons are that my condition sucks, I have absolutely no decent weapons in the close vinicity and that I can't drive.
 
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81%.

If they were Rage Zombies I'd probably be fucked, especially if they're as nasty as Left 4 Dead.


It's a good thing it would never happen.
 

ddon

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im 56%. i expected to get abit higher. im very good at running and i have no physical disabilities. but that damn large bodies of water phobia definitely is a problem.
 

101194

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%76.605504587156! probability of survival, Nothing I didn't expect. I'm prepared.
 

Magnaflame

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66% I think I'd be better than that. I answered as I am now, but as a zombie apocalypse sets in, and you come upon your first situation where your mom's disemboweled body comes for you or you need to be in the hospital for some random reason and you find the maternity ward (no I'm not going farther with this one, you can imagine) something snaps inside of you, and you either become a mess on the floor or a totally awesome apocalypse survivalist.
 

Neonbob

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Sigh...58%...I had a feeling being a diabetic would fuck me over in the zompocalypse...
 

cheese_wizington

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George144 said:
91.3302752293578!

Err hooray, I think living in the middle of nowhere and spending much of my free time running/swimming/boxing probably helps. I guess I'd just run away from everything, I can run for miles and miles at quite a nice speed.

Just remember rule 1 of the zombie apocalypse: Cardio.
But why run everywhere when you can drive, with rule number three-seatbelts.
 

Godhead

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97% i spend a lot of time researching zombies and other stuff of that sort.