Would you Trade a Chicken for Two Oranges?

Ace of Spades

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I would. Chicken is tasty, but I'm not going to be the one to kill it. With oranges, just peel, and eat.
 

Zersy

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sheomad said:
UNKNOWNINCOGNITO said:
make the chicken lay eggs then use the oranges to grow wheat then grind up the wheat to make bread then use the eggs to make a egg sandwhich !!
Oranges don't grow wheat. o-o
the oranges act as compost so it makes my wheat grow faster !!!
 

Johnn Johnston

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A chicken. It shall grow, and I shall fly it to a place with more food.
The_root_of_all_evil said:
This is a poultry thread, if you stop egging him on, hen maybe he'll think better of his fowl idea.
Orange you glad I answered?
I'm writing these down. I'm writing these down in pen.
 

FireFly90

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Can't chew ckicken that well so i'll take the oranges.

P.S. there should really be a poll
 

Twilight_guy

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A chicken has more meat then two oranges have fruit(unless they are very big oranges). Therefor, the chicken must have more value, so, no, I would not.
 

Kellerb

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most random thing ive seen...in three days

id have to keep the chicken. more possibilities.

Khedive Rex said:
Oranges hands down. You can't juice a chicken.
you could try.
 

InsanityWave

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Chicken is -2 morality, and + 4 fat. I'd go for the orange its -2 fat (speaking in Fable 2 terms XD)
 

Mathew952

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I would Sell the chicken, buy my own oranges, and then trade the oranges 2 at a time for more chickens, thus building a Citrus chicken empire.
 

Beffudled Sheep

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I would take the oranges clone them by the billions and use the money i'd make selling them to buy two healthy chickens. I would kill and fry one of them and clone the other whenever i wanted more chicken. Plus i would talk to the chicken and we would discuss our plans for world domination!
 

itsnotyouitsme

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I'd keep the chicken and kick you in the nuts for the oranges

also the chicken can lay eggs=money=more chickens=more money=lots of oranges... or do you mean a dead edible kind of chicken?
 

ampa451

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why would i want to pick between 2 oranges and a chicken?


...ill go with the oranges.