WoW Player Threatens to Hijack Plane

[Ashbax]

Ten bucks says he was a Blood Elf Death Knight.

Nah, ill raise you to Twenty on Night elf.

 

[Ashbax]

I don't know what all the fuss is about, I mean if this kid was going to hijack a plane and kill everyone, wouldn't all the passengers have to AGREE to let him kill them?

Get it?

World of Warcraft? Gotta agree to have a battle?

Get it? Huh? Get it?

/first post ever
//off to a great start
///maybe need to switch to decaf

WHAT IF?! He was horde, and all the passengers were nelves?....

With PvP turned ON!

Also, he seems pretty fucking stupid to announce it on wow... I bet he was joking anyway. I once met a guy who said he was gonna rape george bush.


...

YAY!

Also, welcome to TEH ESCAPIZTSZZORFZS.

 

[Ashbax]

Jeez, that guy really is an idiot. That's like smashing your skull against a wall repeatedly to get two M&Ms in a dare from your friends.

Did that last part ryhme?

or a cookie

If it was a cookie, it would be understandable.

Cookies are Awesome.

 

[stabnex]

I dunno... a plane full of nelftards does deserve to crash into a mountain. But you certainly don't announce such intent-however intentioned-in a world full of Blizzombies and admins.

No "but my account was hacked" defense is gonna prevent that poor kid from spending the rest of his natural life in prison. He has George "It's Not A Resource Grab, It's Defending Our Freedom" Bush to thank for that. The 'Patriot Act' was little more than taking an eraser to the Bill of Rights and an acetylene torch to the Constitution.

"Lok'tar ogar! Victory or death" - Blood Oath Of The Horde.

 

[Ashbax]

This is definitely video games fault in everyway.

Now please excuse me I need to go burn books on evolution and then go to a PETA meeting.

I see what you did there.

 

[Wini]

Good god. Anyone here still has faith in humanity?

I don't think I had any, now I wish I had so I CAN lose it after reading this.

 

[Daclunator]

That guy must be feeling pretty stupid right now. I blame video games!

I blame the sex promoted in video games (this is cnn)

 

[DI7789]

Yay. More fodder for the people who say "video games cause violence".

Seriously. Can we check if this teenager has any brain cells to speak of? This act of stupidity would warrant the notification of Darwin Awards if I knew how to reach them.

 

[bushwhacker2k]

That part that stands out the most to me: Killing Americans.

Who is this idiot that think anyone from America is his enemy? I don't comprehend that train of thought.

The thought that everyone from one place is the the same is idiotic anyways, retarded assumptions aside.

 

[Garzo]

Someone who is clearly as thick as this particular dolt only needs an audience and that is one of the few places that he can speak what's on his tiny inbred mind. He could have done it on a forum, a chat site or anything similar with the same result. The fact that it was in a game has nothing to do with it. The games not to blame. Brothers sleeping with sisters and siring children is.

 

[L33tMarvin]

That wasnt the whole story he said he was going to hijack it while holding the pilots hostage by using his level 10 magic missles

 

[El Capitan]

Wish the fbi could do something about barrens chat.

 

[D-Roy]

gawd i was feeling depressed all day, now i know that people are even more miserable thatn me... without knowing it. that made my day

 

[vamp rocks]

what an idiot... i mean.. thats almost as stupid as me telling you guys at the escapist all about my plan to build a death lazor to destroy the moon....

oh wait.... DAMN!!!!!

 

[sneak_copter]

Jeez, that guy really is an idiot. That's like smashing your skull against a wall repeatedly to get two M&Ms in a dare from your friends.

Did that last part ryhme?

I'd do that.

And stop being so secretive

 

[CyberAkuma]

...and here I was thinking that Halo gamers on Xbox live were stupid...

 

[Ultrajoe]

The real crime here is that a member of the alliance wrote this article.

Obviously it was a Human Paladin thinking he could just bubble and get away with it and not a Blood Elf Death Knight.

I don't know, I play horde and I suspect a Belf Death Knight. I like to think of that race/class combination as a third, universally hated faction that Thrall and Varian will eventually unite to crush from the face of the world. Garrosh plays a Belf DK, to put some perspective on it, and we all know how much of a dick he is.

In contrast, Overlord Saurfang plays a Death Knight. His name is Arthas.

 

[johnthemon23]

Blood Elf Death Knight, definitely.

 

[Music Mole]

I knew it, those blood elves looked middle eastern.