Write a bucket list.

[Erttheking]

We've all got things we want to do before we die, so let's all put them down and share them. Before I die I want to-

1. Find a nice girl and have a stable romantic relationship for at least a year (preferably longer)
2. Write a novel and get it published
3. Find the person who green lighted the ending to mass effect 3 and ***** slap him/her
4. Visit Ireland
5. Walk on another planet and breath without the aid of an oxygen tank

All things that'll probably never happen but hey a guy can dream can't he? What about you?

 

[FalloutJack]

Really? You give that much of a damn about the Mass Effect ending? Pffft... Here's mine.

{1} Kill everyone.

...

And done!

 

[Ruedyn]

[1] Live Happy
[2] A stable family with the people I love
[3] Puppies. Goddamnit, who doesn't love puppies?
[4] Bacon sex. (I'll leave that to your imagination)

I'll assume that means a bacon condom... owww.

1) Gather the dragon balls

2) summon Shenron

3) wish for immortality

4) throw away this list.