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lacktheknack

Je suis joined jewels.
Jan 19, 2009
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It can be about anything, be it their avatar, general reputation, poetic skills, their mother... it can be as long or short as you like, just show us your poetic skillz!

Because poems take a while to conceive and write, it may be a good idea to specifically name whoever you're writing about.
 

RaNDM G

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Apr 28, 2009
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Hello lacktheknack
Your avatar is scary
I will have nightmares


There's a haiku for you.
 

Dango

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Feb 11, 2010
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The guy above me
How do I pronounce his name?
It would really help.


Since knowing the number of syllables something has helps with haikus.
 

NerfedFalcon

Level i Flare!
Mar 23, 2011
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Who the heck is that?
What is she saying to me?
And why should I care?
 

RaNDM G

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Apr 28, 2009
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It appears to me
That you know nothing of slam
Prepare thyself, squire!

But maybe later
Right now is not the best time
Perhaps tomorrow then?
 

Blue2

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Mar 19, 2010
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martintox
I have looked at the profile above me
Appears I'm in the same country as he
Homestuck fan and also a broney
Hope he gets well form his diabetes

As my poem was slow to make
I thought this is an opportunity to take
I will think of a poem that it's no fake
About Benndak with his cake

Benndak
As Benndak having a poem war
I bet he is glad that is ego is not torn
As the fight went out the door
He will fight since he was born
 

Blue2

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martintox
I Didn't know what to post
maybe a popular icon or a ghost
I sorry If I made your roast
all I'm just playing with the host
 

lacktheknack

Je suis joined jewels.
Jan 19, 2009
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Martintox

Come listen, all ye citizens
conglomerated in your masses
and observe with great interest
the gray girl with 3D glasses!
From her ebony locks shoot two pairs of horns
as she sails through what appears to be reality, torn!
And see the great victory that Martintox has come to
now that he's learned the ancient art of Haiku.
 

Dalek Caan

Pro-Dalek, Anti-You
Feb 12, 2011
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Oh Hark, Man-skylark,
What have you done,
I once saw your face,
But now its gone.
 

RaNDM G

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Apr 28, 2009
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Benndak said:
Peppermint mithril?
Oh no, you've broken a rule
That was no poem

Six syllables, sir
Disgraceful, and full of vim
PI would be shamed
The rule of haiku
Is seventeen syllables
Therefore I was fine.

"Lend me your arms,
Fast as thunderbolts,
For a pillow on my journey."

Haiku by Hendrik
Doeff, widely renowned as
a classic poet,

Fits the convention
Of seventeen syllables.
What you know 'bout that?

Regardless,
ours are not true haikus
for they do not refer seasons

We've been doing it
wrong this whole time, so get off
my case, Man-Skylark!
 

ChillzMaster

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Mar 23, 2011
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Haiku good friend?
They shall never do
True poetry will never end
In simple syllabilic how-dee-who

But the Chillzmaster Enters
For he is Poetry's Sender

Scary avatars, short poems,
even a peppermint mithril coat are just some,
of the insane topics discussed
in this forum of fuss
And poetry and hatred
Now, please, let me activate the laser.

On The Escapist a thread sat
With Haiku's long and Haiku's fat
The OP tried hard
And sang like a Bard
But her words were as quite as a rat!

Cool though, how you tried
Having a thread based on poetry and lies
Instead we get a series of half-baked ideas
Leaning more towards smell of day's old Diarrhea's
Let's talk, let's sit, and let's chat over tea
Zesty poems are hard to find, that's a fact plain to see
Maybe some new styles will come about?
And teach these kids how to strut and pout?
Someday, today,
Thursday?
Eh, never mind that thought, I'm tired
Revolutionary thoughts leave me so withered

(Good enough? Actually...)

Why did they write these?
These Haiku's so bland and dumb?
Ah, I see now, FUN!

-Chillz