Haiku good friend?
They shall never do
True poetry will never end
In simple syllabilic how-dee-who
But the Chillzmaster Enters
For he is Poetry's Sender
Scary avatars, short poems,
even a peppermint mithril coat are just some,
of the insane topics discussed
in this forum of fuss
And poetry and hatred
Now, please, let me activate the laser.
On The Escapist a thread sat
With Haiku's long and Haiku's fat
The OP tried hard
And sang like a Bard
But her words were as quite as a rat!
Cool though, how you tried
Having a thread based on poetry and lies
Instead we get a series of half-baked ideas
Leaning more towards smell of day's old Diarrhea's
Let's talk, let's sit, and let's chat over tea
Zesty poems are hard to find, that's a fact plain to see
Maybe some new styles will come about?
And teach these kids how to strut and pout?
Someday, today,
Thursday?
Eh, never mind that thought, I'm tired
Revolutionary thoughts leave me so withered
(Good enough? Actually...)
Why did they write these?
These Haiku's so bland and dumb?
Ah, I see now, FUN!
-Chillz