Write a poem
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I am standing here
At the end of the world
all alone
no one to talk to
The image of myself
my only companion
like a mirror
the surface of the water
still and cool
Take away my loneliness
Holy crap O.O
I just wrote that down in 66 seconds.
Then I read it again and can't think of why I wrote a suicide poem...
Somethings clearly wrong with me.
At the end of the world
all alone
no one to talk to
The image of myself
my only companion
like a mirror
the surface of the water
still and cool
Take away my loneliness
Holy crap O.O
I just wrote that down in 66 seconds.
Then I read it again and can't think of why I wrote a suicide poem...
Somethings clearly wrong with me.
In the waves of light live both you and I
Your life flows past like a stream passing by
Sometimes we all need to flee
From both you and me
Do you ever ask yourself why?
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White and Black
Truth and Lie
Right and Wrong
Difference for Unity
They both strive for Harmony
***
I'm no good at this...
Your life flows past like a stream passing by
Sometimes we all need to flee
From both you and me
Do you ever ask yourself why?
***
White and Black
Truth and Lie
Right and Wrong
Difference for Unity
They both strive for Harmony
***
I'm no good at this...
There was once a man from peru.
He dreamed he was eating his shoe
He woke up in the night
With a bit of a fright
To find that his dream had come true.
(Cookie if you know where that comes from)
He dreamed he was eating his shoe
He woke up in the night
With a bit of a fright
To find that his dream had come true.
(Cookie if you know where that comes from)
I'm not the most sociable or outgoing guy,
It's difficult trying to talk.
Conversations are boring, and often run dry,
and my shyness is easy to mock.
I don't have a girlfriend (they all think I'm weird)
and my chat-up lines are plain bad.
I'd rather sit in and stroke my neckbeard,
Than have a night out the town with the lads.
But in front of a computer I am a god,
Millions will fall in my wake.
As I dominate noobs in Halo, WoW, COD,
Battlefield, Counterstrike and Quake.
No one can stop my epic kill-streaks,
As I place first on all highscores.
Whether American, German, Korean or Greek
You'll cower as I kill you once more.
My internet ping is infinite,
my computer's more powerful than Thor,
My DDR's double figures, my core's watercooled,
And I'm adding 2 dozen more!
So when you see me joining your quaint online game,
Don't even try to resist.
My reflexes are one hundred times faster than yours,
cause my aimbot will never miss!
It's difficult trying to talk.
Conversations are boring, and often run dry,
and my shyness is easy to mock.
I don't have a girlfriend (they all think I'm weird)
and my chat-up lines are plain bad.
I'd rather sit in and stroke my neckbeard,
Than have a night out the town with the lads.
But in front of a computer I am a god,
Millions will fall in my wake.
As I dominate noobs in Halo, WoW, COD,
Battlefield, Counterstrike and Quake.
No one can stop my epic kill-streaks,
As I place first on all highscores.
Whether American, German, Korean or Greek
You'll cower as I kill you once more.
My internet ping is infinite,
my computer's more powerful than Thor,
My DDR's double figures, my core's watercooled,
And I'm adding 2 dozen more!
So when you see me joining your quaint online game,
Don't even try to resist.
My reflexes are one hundred times faster than yours,
cause my aimbot will never miss!
2 posts below you! It's a conspiracy or mayby aliens yes must be aliens.Renegade-pizza said:O to Commander Shepard!
He can run like a leopard.
He can fight like a Krogan.
But no-one is better than Shepard.
Guess where this baby came from
OT
I approach the cliff
Soul sign reads ?Beware the fall?
Well, no shit, moron.
If there's one thing Iove, it's my toast
it's the thing I love above all and most
Although one thing I don't like is when it burns
that frankly just makes my stomach churn
there, I hope you do like this post
it's the thing I love above all and most
Although one thing I don't like is when it burns
that frankly just makes my stomach churn
there, I hope you do like this post
That zombie love poem is really impressive. I hope they gave you high marks.ThatLankyBastard said:
and now for my sonnet that i wrote for freshman british literature class (in high school)
the subject, basically the plot to every story-based 40k game yet (ie, orks, space marines, OH SHIT CHAOS. ok we won)
it follows the shakespearian sonnet rhyme scheme. and being as i had to present this in front of my class, despite my glossophobia, and therefore couldn't. i dont know how good it is.
the subject, basically the plot to every story-based 40k game yet (ie, orks, space marines, OH SHIT CHAOS. ok we won)
it follows the shakespearian sonnet rhyme scheme. and being as i had to present this in front of my class, despite my glossophobia, and therefore couldn't. i dont know how good it is.
Planet Hell
The world where I was born became a hell
Orks and humans slaughtering left and right
Horrors like these, one simply cannot tell
It was an evil one cannot fight
Even when the emperor's finest came
The fighting and destruction did not end
Though truly they were the evil ones' bane
It was a madness one can't comprehend
After the flames died, and the orks were dead
The rebels executed for their crimes
No longer was there a feeling of dread
Once more we were blessed with prosperous times
This hell we survived, was glory in vain
Our world gone, our families dead, unnamed.
The world where I was born became a hell
Orks and humans slaughtering left and right
Horrors like these, one simply cannot tell
It was an evil one cannot fight
Even when the emperor's finest came
The fighting and destruction did not end
Though truly they were the evil ones' bane
It was a madness one can't comprehend
After the flames died, and the orks were dead
The rebels executed for their crimes
No longer was there a feeling of dread
Once more we were blessed with prosperous times
This hell we survived, was glory in vain
Our world gone, our families dead, unnamed.
There once was a hobo in Nantucket
Who pissed into a bucket
He grabbed his pail
and with a wail
he exclaimed, "fuck it!"
Who pissed into a bucket
He grabbed his pail
and with a wail
he exclaimed, "fuck it!"
