Write a story in ten words.

[VicunaBlue]

Just cleaned my screwdriver, but realized the hooker wasn't dead.

 

[pendragon177]

Half-Life 3 finally came out, too bad I'm dead.

 

[Flying Pilgrim]

If you guys are really that interested in what the story is I will try to explain it, but only if you guys ask me to.

"A boy now man, the only companion of a lamb."

 

[Sinclair Solutions]

"Isaac Clarke misses his girlfriend, also zombies of dead crew."

That was harder than expected.

 

[Fenra]

Metal on metal, sirens wail, suspect down, another racer fatality!

Well that was my best attempt, its got gaming and death... and kinda love with the metal on metal thing... kinda... maybe... dunno... can you tell what game I've been playing today...

 

[zombiestrangler]

I love blowing up mooks in Mercs. It is orgasmic.

 

[Singularly Datarific]

I was told to write a story with ten words.

 

[park92]

There was once a ugly person, then everyone died.

 

[Dfskelleton]

A smelly man fell down the stairs an became magical.

Exactly ten words. Not exactly true...

 

[RedDeadFred]

I shot my hooker once I was finished in GTAIV.

 

[Isaac The Grape]

Oh Curly, I lay you to rest in this tomb.

 

[soapyshooter]

Everybody in this story has sex with each other.

Best..Story...EVAR! I would cast 40 super models as female leads and me as the only male. Giggity

 

[Soylent Dave]

A man goes to work. surprise! he lives on mars!
~by M Night Shyamalan.

Is that the plot of Doom?

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The classic short short story is Hemingway's "For Sale : Baby shoes, never used", which is stuck in my head forever and is stopping me doing any others.


Oh, hang on :

Princess Leia says "I love you". "I know", replies Han.

That scene has been in at least a million videogames, and it sort of involves death, so it definitely fits the criteria. Definitely.

A bit.

 

[viranimus]

It was algebra that caused my Aneurysm and corresponding death.

lol, what does that have to do with love or videogames?

Cause no one ever reads the original post fully, ever!

/shrug. I read it.. Hence the connection to death. if you want to get real technical, the aneurysm was caused by algebra, which is preventing me from playing all the crap i just bought and fat princess, So without a means to decompress, my head is in the process of exploding, but .. yanno 10 words is rather limiting.

 

[RoBi3.0]

It was algebra that caused my Aneurysm and corresponding death.

lol, what does that have to do with love or videogames?

Cause no one ever reads the original post fully, ever!

/shrug. I read it.. Hence the connection to death. if you want to get real technical, the aneurysm was caused by algebra, which is preventing me from playing all the crap i just bought and fat princess, So without a means to decompress, my head is in the process of exploding, but .. yanno 10 words is rather limiting.

I didn't read it hence my first post, was making joke.

 

[blank0000]

I love World of Goo, without it I would die.

or


My lover died while I played Warcraft alone that night...

DUN DUN DUN!!!

 

[Angus565]

"Six people stuck in an elevator and one is Satan."
But that would be ridicules, who would make a movie with a plot that terrible?

Spoiler

M Night Shyamalan jokes aside...

"There once was a man and his Xbox. He died."

It has everything! Surprise plot twist, plenty of action and a cliff hanger too!

 

[strangemoose]

there is a panda he dies while killing nazis End.
BAM PURE GOLD

 

[thefrizzlefry]

How do you solve a problem like Maria? With marriage.

Hippie bitches about meat. Hippie's cat eats mouse. Delicious irony.

 

[blankedboy]

A dick sucked itself once. It was pretty fucking awesome.

I can imagine oO
Actually, that reminds me of someone's signature from another forum...

"Tonight you will dream of an anthro fox backflipping into its own anus."

Which was legendary xD

Everyone in the cast has gay sex with each other.

Do I win?

Everybody in this story has sex with each other.

Best..Story...EVAR! I would cast 40 super models as female leads and me as the only male. Giggity

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