Write Some Graffiti for Serious Sam 3

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Andy Chalk

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Write Some Graffiti for Serious Sam 3


Serious Sam [http://www.amazon.com/Serious-Sam-HD-First-Encounter-Pc/dp/B003WTYDEU/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1311094750&sr=8-3] fans are being asked to come up with some good wall graffiti for Serious Sam 3: BFE after the jerk Lead In-Game Wall Graffiti Artist abruptly quit to pursue his stupid dreams.

The Croatian videogame development industry is in an uproar following the surprise departure of Serious Sam 3 Lead In-Game Wall Graffiti Artist Davor Kovač from Croteam [http://www.croteam.com/], just as the studio is in the process of putting the final touches on its latest and greatest release. Because of the extremely high demand for in-game wall graffiti specialists, the studio will not be able to replace Kovač before the scheduled launch date of Serious Sam 3 and is instead reaching out to its fan base in hopes of finding someone capable of getting the job done. Kovač, however, expressed doubt that it would happen.

"Writing lines for wall graffiti in first-person shooters is a lost art," he said. "There is literally no way anyone else other than me could write these lines. Definitely not Serious Sam fans."

Nonetheless, the studio is pushing forward with the plan, asking fans to submit their ideas on Serious Sam Facebook page [http://twitter.com/#!/SeriousSamIAm], also with the #SeriouSam tag. Entrants whose suggestions are used in the game will be listed in the credits, and all submissions, even those that don't appear in the game, become the property of Devolver Digital.

"All unused lines will be collected and released as a $50 Graffiti DLC Pack," said Devolver Digital CFO Fork Parker. "That's motherf*cking capitalism right there."

Serious Sam 3 comes out later this year for the PC, Xbox 360 and PlayStation 3.


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teh_Canape

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"when Duty Calls"
"Blondie was here"
"if I see that fucking Gnaar one more time"

that's all I can come up with, without going into pony references
 

SoopaSte123

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Kovač sounds pissed and bitter, but his comment may be even more motivation for fans to submit entries.

EDIT: *facepalm at self*
 

Mouse_Crouse

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SoopaSte123 said:
Kovač sounds pissed and bitter, but his comment may be even more motivation for fans to submit entries.
Totally missed it didn't you?

On Topic: This entire thing is hilarious. Taking this way over the top and I love every minute of it. Creative and funny, love there sense of humor.
 

Worgen

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Whatever, just wash your hands.
is this still coming out this summer for the pc or not? I want to give them money for the game, sooner rather than later
 

Jumplion

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Andy Chalk said:
"All unused lines will be collected and released as a $50 Graffiti DLC Pack," said Devolver Digital CFO Fork Parker. "That's motherf*cking capitalism right there."
Truer words have rarely been spoken.

Also, "Place face directly in front of bullseye"
 

Isalan

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"If you can read this, then go shoot something you pratt."

Also, am loving the way that Croteam are handling the marketting on this thing :)
 

Gildan Bladeborn

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Thank you for not once directly pointing out that the parties the article is quoting are all (for the most part, I'm sure this contest is actually real) very much joking Andy, playing it straight was really the right move in this case. I got a good chuckle, and the inevitable comment from someone who missed the sarcasm just made the whole thing even better, ha ha!
 

Isaac The Grape

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The word troll, backwards.

"It's time to kick ass and chew stolen bubblegum"

"I chew a lot of gum. But not as much as my gun chews bullets."
 

RA92

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rees263 said:
Is there even a shred of truth to this?
kman123 said:
The only thing I'm confused about is if Kovac is seriously acting like a prick or it's just a whole joke.
The official statement also said that Davor Kovač has quit ?to pursue his dream of being quoted in a rushed press release.?


Make what you will of it. ;)
 

TimeLord

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Well I doubt I'm the first person to submit it but I just just Tweeted "Why so Serious?"
 

Smooth Operator

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Well it's nice that you can get somany jokes in there, but now I'm completely confused.
Is there an actual contest?
Will there be DLC?
Double rainbows, what do they mean?