Wrong Answer

[Dr.Susse]

A trip to the incoherent and generally bad answers of some Wiki I mean unnamed places on the net. I thought of a game.
Rules:
USER 1:(asks a question) Q: How many roads must a man walk down?
User 2:(Answers as vaguely, badly or just avoids the question completely) A: 42 sukka!!!
(And then asks a question of his/her own)
Rinse and repeat.
[small]If the thread exists flame me and i'll go sulk in a corner
Oh bugger I just found out this is a sort of repeat thread of a hidden one sorry guys! And I thought I was so clever [/small]

I'll start;
Q: Why is the sky blue?

 

[Dr.Susse]

A: Because you made a horrible thread and I hope you get banned!

Q: How do you stop talking to yourself?

 

[Scde2]

A: By making a good thread.

Q: How do you make a good thread?

 

[Fury Is Me.]

A: Don't make a shitty thread.

Q: Are we going back and forth?

 

[Dr.Susse]

A: Well this is a tennis match.

Q: How do fish swim?

 

[Scde2]

A: You let him teach you.

Q: Are we sane?

 

[Dr.Susse]

A:*dances to the sound of machinery* Sorry what?

Q: How do we win for good?

 

[J. Reed]

A: You make a fail thread about avatar diseases.

Q: Where can I find a DIY guide for a personal lobotomy?

 

[Scde2]

A: All you need is a knife...Have fun!

Q: What is a question?

 

[Fury Is Me.]

A: In my brain, I'm a brain surgeon.

Q: Why do you need a lobotomy?

 

[Dr.Susse]

A: Step into my office we need to talk.

Q: What should I eat for breakfast?

 

[Scde2]

A: Your arm!

Q: What is a good, healthy diet?

 

[TheSentinel]

A: Not eating! If you don't eat, you can't gain weight!

Q: How do I fix my computer?

 

[Scde2]

A: Bash it with your head, it works every time.

Q: Why does my head hurt?

 

[Fury Is Me.]

A: You thought something, but for you, that means you thought too much!

Q: How can I cure your severe mental retardation?

 

[Scde2]

A: By not thinking.

Q: Why does Fury love Justin Bieber so much?

 

[The Zango]

A: The real question is why he doesn't not love Justin Bieber so much

Q: What game is Fury is me's avatar?

Damn ninja's!!

 

[Scde2]

A: No one knows.
[sub]The Twilight Princess.[/sub]

Q: How can I understand myself?

 

[Dr.Susse]

A: By killing everyone else in the room.

Q: How do I spell Type A negative.

 

[Scde2]

A: Um...Good luck with that.

Q: Why do people hate emos so much?