Wrong Answer

[Steppin Razor]

A: A redundant question.

Q: Why do the other kids pick on me?

 

[Scde2]

A: Because you're pickable.

Q: Why am I in the emo corner?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Because you look funny and smell bad. Because you play the violin on your wrists.

Q: What is man, but a miserable pile of lies?

 

[Scde2]

A: The answer is in the question.

Q: What was the question?

 

[Steppin Razor]

A: Why do hookers laugh at you when you get them back to a room?

Q: Why does the internet hate me?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Because you're you.

Q: Who IS the muffin man?

 

[Scde2]

A: The guy that lives on Jerry Lane (Or something to that extent).

Q: What is a hippy?

 

[Steppin Razor]

A: Justin Bieber.

Q: Why do certain musicians still make music?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Because actual work is hard.

Q: Who are where? Where do we come from? Where are we going?

 

[Scde2]

A: Your mom.

Q: How are you doing today?

 

[Steppin Razor]

A: Your mum.

Q: Why are you so stupid?

 

[Scde2]

A: Because I'm am the smartest person alive and people label me stupid to make them feel better.

Q: English!? Can you speak it!?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: No se'.

Q: Por quoi?

 

[Scde2]

A: I'll say it in Spanish: No!

Q: What did she say?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: That's what she said!!

Q: Why does this Jolly Rancher taste sour?

 

[Steppin Razor]

A: Because it's not a Jolly Rancher, it's a really really old condom.

Q: Why do people chew gum?

 

[Scde2]

A: To eat it. Duh.

Q: Why do people judge me?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: It takes their mind of other things they can be doing with their mouths, except talk. Baloney.

Q: Kick the baby?

 

[Steppin Razor]

A: Only if it's for a charity soccer match to raise funds for the rich and famous.

Q: Why is it called Spotted Dick?

 

[Scde2]

A: You don't want to know.

Q: Why do people outcast me.