Wrong Answer

[Safe in the Dark]

A:Only whle Christmas caroling

Q:Are all your bases belong to me?

 

[Glaive_21842]

A: Only if i get paid!

Q: Does anybody even want all my base?

 

[Scde2]

A: Not really.

Q: Are you looking at a mirror?

 

[latenightapplepie]

A: Always; I need to remind myself how ridiculously attractive I am on a regular basis.

Q: Should I read the newspaper?

 

[Dr.Susse]

A: NO it's mostly articles on how ridiculously attractive you are.

Q: Where did those journalists get their qualifications?

 

[Scde2]

A: I have an idea.

Q: What university did you attend to get your PhD?

 

[Dr.Susse]

A: Don't go there the country dosen't exist anymore.

Q: Why do you ask?

 

[Scde2]

A: I just thought perhaps they learned there.

Q: Aeria Gloris?

 

[Dr.Susse]

A: Yes the day is Glorious.

Q: How's the night?

 

[Scde2]

A: Hot!

Q: Too hot!?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: No, just warm and balmy. A slight breeze moving at 5 knots NNE.

Q: Would you also like tomorrow's forecast?

 

[kimba_lion]

A:from a box of weet-bix
Q:where are we going when the earth dies?

 

[Dr.Susse]

A/Q: Screw the weather you like waiting for Godot?
[small]I love that play[/small]
A: Back to ninja school.

Q: DO they give out scholarships now?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

@Dr.susse: So do I, along with Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead, along with the movie versions to both of those plays. I also hated Hamlet, but loved the movie. Hmmm...

OT: A: Apparently.

Q: Why haven't I got one yet?

 

[Dr.Susse]

A: It is a silly thing.

Q: But how silly can you be?

 

[Scde2]

A: Silly like silly string.

Q: ...?

 

[Dr.Susse]

A/Q: So you stain clothes?

 

[Scde2]

A: Good point.

Q: Did the Simpsons already do it?

 

[Eden the Fox]

A/Q: Who wants to know?

 

[Scde2]

A: Well..I asked the question.

Q: Wouldn't that imply that I would want to know?