Wrong Answer

[Scde2]

A: Because we are not all mentally challenged.

Q: Why bring up those abominations?

 

[Dr.Susse]

A: Because the internet stives on that shit.

Q: Can we destroy the internet?

 

[Scde2]

A: Yes.

Q: It is just a series of tubes, right?

 

[brtshstel]

A: No, it's actually a big truck.

Q: How long does it take an internet to send?

 

[Dr.Susse]

A: Depends on the weight of the carrier pigeon.

Q: How is it that every time I go to the pub I always never remember where I left my vomit?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Because there's cake in the bathroom.

Q: Why are there no cakes in the store?

 

[Dr.Susse]

A: Cake what is cake? I think you only imagined this cake thing.

Q: Was that the fabric of time ripping?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: It's a cake!

Q: Why do those 2 minutes before Namek explodes take so long?

 

[Vrex360]

A. Because-DIE HUMAN SCUM RAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHH!!!!!

Q. What is love?

 

[Tristan Sjet]

A: nothing you'll ever feel.

Q: why does megablocks still exist?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: To annoy those pathetic humans!

Q: What is the purpose of the goggles?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Because you completely missed the reference to the song. (@Vex360: Baby, don't hurt me...)

Q: Why is there a crayon in your brain?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Because that idiot put it there before I could eat his brain!

Q: What are the launch codes to those intercontinental ballictic nuclear missiles?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: password, 123456, and billnyethescienceguy.

Q: Oh, wait, you wanted the actual passcodes, didn't you?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Whatever works to get them launched at the targets I want to hit.

Q: Why do cartoon producers always make the good guys win? [sup]Damn those cartoon producers![/sup]

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Because evil means lower ratings.

Q: Do you think that EPA is a threat to be taken seriously?

 

[brtshstel]

A: No. The EPA is just a bunch of uneducated high-school age activists trying to get attention and earn an A on their social sciences classes.

Q: Would you like some coffee?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Coffee? Look there! A flying monkey!

Q: Why is pizza so delicious?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Because it's pizza.

Q: Did you know pizza used to be a dish shunned by the rich?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Actually, I did.

Q: Did you know I'm gonna eat pizza right now?