Wrong Answer

[Tristan Sjet]

A: Up the pope's butt.

Q: when will this thread end?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: As soon as I stop posting in it!

Q: What are next weeks winning lottery numbers?

 

[Tristan Sjet]

A: 666,666 and 666.

Q: when will i get more cash?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: That's a secret!

Q: How long until I rule/destroy the world?

 

[Scde2]

A: As long as you truly [/b]believe[/b] it.

Q: ...Do you believe it?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Three years after the end of time. Not for filthy ninjas, no.

Q: May I have this dance?

 

[Scde2]

A: Why yes.
*Holds HoD at gunpoint*
Now give me the dance!
Q: Why are you crying?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A/Q: Because you're going to shoot me?

 

[latenightapplepie]

Goddamn ninja!

A: Yes I will. Because I hate you. Dirty ninja.

Q: How do we get rid of these damn ninjas?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: By sending in the pirates!

Q: Which pirates should we send in?

 

[Scde2]

A/Q: Magentabeard?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Actually, I was more thinking about Monkey D Luffy and captain Jack Sparrow...

Q: How do you come up with those foolish ideas?

 

[Scde2]

A: Well Blackbeard and Redbeard were already busy.

Q: Apple?

 

[tjarne]

A:No it's a Pear

Q: Are some people running out of ideas?

 

[tjarne]

Sorry double post.

 

[Scde2]

A:
//_<
//_>
//_<

Q: What's it to you?

 

[latenightapplepie]

A: Just curious, no need to get defensive.

Q: Have I seen you around somewhere else on teh internets?

 

[Scde2]

A/Q: Have you?

 

[tjarne]

A:I could answer that by singing.

Q: Mind if I sing?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A/Q: Mind if I introduce your face to my sledgehammer?