Wrong Answer

[Scde2]

A: Yeah, no.

Q: Why don't you just get a job?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Still looking.

Q: ARE YOU READY FOR THIS?!

 

[Scde2]

A/Q: Ready for what?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Ready for that nuke that's coming at you!

Q: Are you?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: No.

Q: Why did you miss the song reference?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Because I have no idea what song it could refer to.

Q: What song does it refer to?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: "Get Ready for This" by 2 Unlimited. It's also the song played at basketball games, IIRC.

Q: Did I take a wrong turn at Albuquerque?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Probably.

Q: Do you wanna live like a Super Villain?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: *hides the secret lair* Not at all.

Q: Did you destroy my death candy ray?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: If it was a candy ray, then it's possible, if it was a death ray then no.

Q: Why would I destroy a death ray? (Doing that would be counter-productive to my agenda)

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Who said I had a death ray? >.>

Q: Do you think you and I have the same agenda?

 

[bgg1996]

A: Only if you stole it.

Q: Did you steal my agenda.
And research material for my paper on Steelmaking, that's right Adrian I'm on to you!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A/Q: ...why did you think using a ZP joke would work here, especially in text?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Depends, if it was a good agenda I probably stole and burned it so it couldn't be furthered.
If it was an Evil agenda, I didn't, because every Evil agenda furthers my own Evil agenda.

Q: How do you like this Ray of Ethernal Suffering?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: *saps* I never really was on your side.

Q: *running away* Are you chasing me?

 

[Dr.Susse]

A: I thought we were playing Hide & seek.

Q: Wern't we?

 

[bgg1996]

A: Maybe ^_^.

Q: You encounter a giant. He says "There are two drinks, a bubbly one, and a gooey one. One is poison, one is not. Which do you drink?"
"And don't try any stunts like last time." He adds as he points to his eyepatch.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: I drink both, I can't die anyway.

Q: Why can't I die?

 

[bgg1996]

A: Because they were both poison. Negative * Negative = Positive!

Q: Why shouldn't kids try that at home?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Because you don't exist.

Q: Don't you know you're all figments of my imagination?

EDIT: Ninja'd, but I'm not changing it. Damn ninjas...