Wrong Answer

[Scde2]

A: Nothing.

Q: Why do you keep asking me about food?

 

[Yureina]

A: It's just what I do.

Q: Would you prefer questions on college?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

A. Honestly....

Q. What am I going to do with you?

 

[Jemappelle]

A. Leave me to the pterodactyl in the attic because I'd be a purple bumblebee.

Q. Am I a burning tree, or am I two iron posts communicating via spider webs?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

A. You are a headless chimp bent on revenge.

Q. Why would you ever shoot the sheriff?

 

[Yureina]

A: Because he forgot his hat at home.

Q: Do you like westerns?

 

[Scde2]

A: Nope.

Q: Do you like easterns?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

A. As much as I like Westerns.

Q. Who framed Roger Rabbit?

 

[bgg1996]

A: Not me, I shoot the bus driver.

Q: Bus Driver?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

A. I see.

Q. Then who was phone?

 

[Jemappelle]

A. When Tesla became God, we all knew it was the end.

Q. Which is better, Ninja or rotting corpse on fire?

 

[bgg1996]

A: Neither. Medieval century = win.

Q: Would you punish me for something I didn't do?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Yes, I would. Just for the fun to see you suffer!
[sup]It's nothing personal, I'd do it to anyone.[/sup]

Q: Are there rocks in your garden?

 

[Scde2]

A/Q: How the fuck should I know?

 

[Yureina]

A: Because its a requirement.

Q: Did you throw those rocks at someone?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

A. No one knows.

Q. When did you learn to cast fireballs?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: I never learned it, I always could.

Q: Will there be cake at this party?

 

[bgg1996]

A: No, the cake is a lie.

Q: How do androids eat cake?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

A. They lie. Lying bastards...

Q. Who is this "Better Bastard" I keep hearing about?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Same way everyone else does.
They insert it in their chemical energy-source intake module.

Q: How did you expect them to eat cake?

EDIT: Damn ninjas!