Wrong Answer

[Steppin Razor]

A: Foons are the only utensils that can make the pitiful spork seem manly by comparison.

Q: Where is my Duke Nukem Forever!

 

[Scde2]

A: Rosie O'Donnell has it.

Q: Will we ever see it?

 

[Dr.Susse]

A: I'm Spartacus

Q: Do you belive me?

 

[Scde2]

A: Yes, of course!

Q: Will I regret believing you?

 

[brtshstel]

A: It's bowling night.

B: When is Power Yoga night?

 

[Steppin Razor]

A: In the grim darkness of the 41st Millenium.

Q: Why are future milleniums always grim and dark?

 

[Dr.Susse]

A: Because they forgot about the light bulb.

Q:When is enough Dakka?
[small]I expect the answer NEVER!!!![/small]

 

[Steppin Razor]

A: When your name changes to Spartacus, you've had enough Dakka.

Q: Was your mum also Spartacus?

 

[Dr.Susse]

A: My mother was my farther.

Q: How did that happen?

 

[Scde2]

A: I also would like to know.

Q: Can someone care to explain?

 

[Steppin Razor]

A: Through a rip in the space-time continuum that linked our reality with an alternate reality, Spartacus discovered a female version of himself and did verily bang that *****.

Q: Does female Spartacus look exactly the same as male Spartacus?

 

[Scde2]

A: Nope, see for your self.

Q: Did you really want to know?

 

[Steppin Razor]

A: Yes. Yes I did.

Q: Why would I not want to know?

 

[Scde2]

A: I don't know.

Q: Do you know?

 

[Steppin Razor]

A: I don't know if I know or not.

Q: Why are we going in circles with this?

 

[Scde2]

A: Because we need new questions.

Q: Why did you import all of the hobos of the world to Australia?

 

[Steppin Razor]

A: Cheap labour. They also raise the morale of everybody that isnt' a hobo.

Q: Why do you care?

 

[Scde2]

A: I don't.

Q: Why do you care if I care?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: You have the ability to care?

Q: Is it okay for me to answer questions with more questions?

 

[Dr.Susse]

A: Only if you belive in magic.

Q: If your son asks where babies come from is it ok to run away?