Not really a 'WTF' conversation, but it made me laugh.. so much that I stayed for the next showing.
WTF NPC Conversations
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"I saw a mudcrab today."
"Horrible creatures, I try to avoid them."
"Goodbye."
"I'm done talking with you."
-Any two NPCs in Oblivion (of course)
In Fallout: New Vegas, pretty much any generic NCR soldier will randomly come out with "Patrolling the Mojave makes me wish for a nuclear winter." Totally immersion-breaking.
EDIT: In Half-Life 2: Episode 2, the rebel welder at the start of Under The Radar who suggests that you and him should run off to Hawaii together. And the radio operator who claims to have killed Hunters with his bare hands in Our Mutual Fiend.
"Horrible creatures, I try to avoid them."
"Goodbye."
"I'm done talking with you."
-Any two NPCs in Oblivion (of course)
In Fallout: New Vegas, pretty much any generic NCR soldier will randomly come out with "Patrolling the Mojave makes me wish for a nuclear winter." Totally immersion-breaking.
EDIT: In Half-Life 2: Episode 2, the rebel welder at the start of Under The Radar who suggests that you and him should run off to Hawaii together. And the radio operator who claims to have killed Hunters with his bare hands in Our Mutual Fiend.
The Jedi Knight series had great stormtropper conversations.
Stormtrooper 1: "That Bith was really getting on my nerves so I shot him. How was I supposed to know he was a friend of the Admiral?"
Stormtrooper 2: "You'll be executed for sure."
Stormtrooper 1: "No way. They don't know it was me."
Stormtrooper 2: "Sure they do. Your pistol has a tracking device in it. The higher-ups can trace when your weapon was fired and where."
Stormtrooper 1: "You're kidding? Ummm?I have to go check on something."
Stormtrooper 1: "That Bith was really getting on my nerves so I shot him. How was I supposed to know he was a friend of the Admiral?"
Stormtrooper 2: "You'll be executed for sure."
Stormtrooper 1: "No way. They don't know it was me."
Stormtrooper 2: "Sure they do. Your pistol has a tracking device in it. The higher-ups can trace when your weapon was fired and where."
Stormtrooper 1: "You're kidding? Ummm?I have to go check on something."
Honestly the entire ending of Metal Gear Solid 2 makes you question what drugs the developers were on, but this part pretty much wins.
AndrewF022 said:
Both of those are great. I love the Argonian who just yells no matter what you do. And that is one of my favorite conversations in Mass Effect. I've definitely stayed for that one a few times whenever I play.TheYellowCellPhone said:
Also, any conversation between henchmen in Timepslitters: Future Perfect. The dialog is half the reason that I love that game so much.
In Saints Row 2, while hijacking this NPC's car: "NO! I LEFT MY HYDROGEN TANK IN THERE!"
That explains why all the cars blow up in these games.
That explains why all the cars blow up in these games.
In Morrowind I had just finished killing all the customers in a tavern for being members of the local crime syndicate, leaving their corpses strewn all around the room. On my way out the door the bartender cheerfully called out "Tell your friends!"
