Wtf..... where did this come from

[theloneassassin]

Left computer on sleep was gone for a few hours and randomly pressed paste.. And this is my result
CreateThread(0A450000)
label(newspeed)
0A450000:
push [newspeed]
call InitializeSpeedhack
ret
newspeed:
dd 3F800000
Wtf is this?? lol

 

[smearyllama]

The elder ones are obviously trying to tell you something, but what?

 

[Lullabye]

All hail Lord Inglip! For he works in mysterious ways.........
[sub]i got nothing[/sub]

 

[lacktheknack]

...You've created a thread at 9001 MBPS.

 

[LoFr3Eq]

A message from God (or possibly Satan?)!

 

[emeraldrafael]

a really bad prank

 

[StellarViking]

What manner of dark sorcery be this!? I haven't the slightest...

 

[binvjoh]

..you didn't divide by zero, did you?

 

[owyndevaldeck]

Oops my bad, jsut ignore *shifty eyes*

 

[Lunar Templar]

see? SEE?!?!? never trust the computers o.o;; they're always doing stuff 'in the back ground' and 'updating' its apart of they're evil plan, 0.0 to destory all the cheetos!! they'll do it to if we don't stop them!!

 

[Bon_Clay]

Maybe your computer is part of a botnet? Dunno. If the FBI show up saying the person who took down PSN lives at your address claim innocence and start crying.

 

[artanis_neravar]

Let me get out my translation software. Now let's see, it says
"Chuck....Norris....was...here...."
Oh shit run dude run while you still can

 

[WorldCritic]

Damn it, either it's the code to save humanity or destroy it. Only time will tell. But yeah I have no idea what that is.

 

[booker]

Dude... it's x86 assembly obviously written by a person. No decompiler writes code like that.

 

[booker]

It's the spirit of the Commodore 64,it came back from the dead to save the world from Mac!

That code wouldn't run on a C64. If anything, it's an Intel Mac getting revenge for... I don't know... being too damn expensive. (Intel Mac = x86, which is what OP's code is).

This is what it'd look like if it was the C64:

NEWSPEED:
.DB #$40
STUFF:
lda XORING
pha
jsr SPEEDHACK
ret

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

That's just the hamsters talking to you. They want you to make threads about them.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Probably has something to do with Osama Bin Laden secretly escaping to his home planet of Kenya, where Obama was also born. And the JFK assassination, of course.

 

[Soviet Heavy]

What manner of dark sorcery be this!? I haven't the slightest...

With your avatar Igor, I'd have thought you'd be the most knowledgeable of dark arts!

 

[zehydra]

http://mctreath.blogspot.com/2011/02/createthread018c0000-labelnewspeed.html

It's on this website as well.

 

[StellarViking]

What manner of dark sorcery be this!? I haven't the slightest...

With your avatar Igor, I'd have thought you'd be the most knowledgeable of dark arts!

Me too, that's why I was so confounded. It must not be a dark art, perhaps it's more of an art of light-that's-too-dim-too-read-but-you-don't-want-to-waste-the-batteries-in-your-flashlight.