Yahtzee Has CRABS!?

[Captain Booyah]

The completely random title of this thread literally made me laugh out loud as soon as I saw it.

This thread's even weirder than the 'Yahtzee is a communist' thread we had a few weeks ago

Have you got a link to that? It sounds hilarious and my Google-fu skills have failed me.

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.374074-Poll-Is-Yahtzee-a-Communist?page=1

It got quite silly I must say

Thank you, I love a good "X IS A DIRTY COMMIE! OMG" thread.

 

[Hazy992]

The completely random title of this thread literally made me laugh out loud as soon as I saw it.

This thread's even weirder than the 'Yahtzee is a communist' thread we had a few weeks ago

Have you got a link to that? It sounds hilarious and my Google-fu skills have failed me.

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.374074-Poll-Is-Yahtzee-a-Communist?page=1

It got quite silly I must say

Thank you, I love a good "X IS A DIRTY COMMIE! OMG" thread.

Yeah they're always good for a laugh.

 

[locoartero]

Anyone else remebering that the crabs thing is a joke?

 

[Jolly Co-operator]

Everybody knows Yahtzee likes to party hard.

Shave pubes. Problem solved.

Why stop there? It would be such a waste. I say he should shave his pubes, and then offer them as a prize in a contest to see which fan can write the best essay about how great he is.

. . . Oh, and he might want some soothing cream.

 

[Fieldy409_v1legacy]

Everybody knows Yahtzee likes to party hard.

Shave pubes. Problem solved.

Actually, it doesn't.

They burrow under the skin when that happens, so it's not a sure thing.

O.O They burrow into your dick?!?

Ohhh god, no, i cant bare thinking about it! XD

Wait, since when did people have hairy dicks?

You make an excellent point...

As long as your not a wookie you should be safe.

Can you get crabs on any hairy part of your body? Like your head?

I would have thought that would just be called lice.

...but maybe its a different species of parasite on the head which constitutes the different name rather than the location.

Im curious but I dont want to research this.

Here you go

FYI: that pubic louse can bench about 280

Gee thanks man! -.-

Wow the pubic louse is like the Arnold Schwarzenegger of lice.

 

[PurpleTartan]

The completely random title of this thread literally made me laugh out loud as soon as I saw it.

Same here. It had me laughing and I had only read the first post. lol

 

[=y]

And here I thought he was fairly indifferent about sex. This must be the reason.

[sub][sub]It was a joke.[/sub][/sub]

 

[LetalisK]

Crabs? Crab battle? I'll use any excuse to post the music video of one of my favorite songs. So, I give you, Capture the Flag, Crab-style!


It's also the best ending sequence/credits music for a game ever. >.>

edit: Also, this is the short version of the song. The full version of the song is twice as long and worth every second.

 

[templar1138a]

Troll thread is trolling.

 

[Luna]

Everybody knows Yahtzee likes to party hard.

Shave pubes. Problem solved.

Why stop there? It would be such a waste. I say he should shave his pubes, and then offer them as a prize in a contest to see which fan can write the best essay about how great he is.

. . . Oh, and he might want some soothing cream.

It both disturbs and amazes me that if he actually did that, someone would comply.

[ignore this part if you are easily disgusted]
I've never shaved my pubes, (probably never will, that shit just seems weird to me), but if judging from how it itched when I trimmed them then I don't want to imagine how it would be like if you got rid of them all.[end of potentially disgusting part]

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Uh...Something about an Epic Crab Battle of History.

That's all I got.

 

[NightHawk21]

Everybody knows Yahtzee likes to party hard.

Shave pubes. Problem solved.

Actually, it doesn't.

They burrow under the skin when that happens, so it's not a sure thing.

O.O They burrow into your dick?!?

Ohhh god, no, i cant bare thinking about it! XD

Wait, since when did people have hairy dicks?

You make an excellent point...

As long as your not a wookie you should be safe.

Can you get crabs on any hairy part of your body? Like your head?

I would have thought that would just be called lice.

...but maybe its a different species of parasite on the head which constitutes the different name rather than the location.

Different species. Yay for biology.

 

[Eclectic Dreck]

Everybody knows Yahtzee likes to party hard.

Shave pubes. Problem solved.

Actually, it doesn't.

They burrow under the skin when that happens, so it's not a sure thing.

O.O They burrow into your dick?!?

Ohhh god, no, i cant bare thinking about it! XD

Wait, since when did people have hairy dicks?

You make an excellent point...

As long as your not a wookie you should be safe.

Can you get crabs on any hairy part of your body? Like your head?

I would have thought that would just be called lice.

...but maybe its a different species of parasite on the head which constitutes the different name rather than the location.

The two are very similar but one is incapable of living in the opposite region. Public lice (crabs) are built for hiding among, moving among and surviving in the coarse and wiry hair found in their home region while head lice favor denser finer hair. It is theorizied that one can chart important moments in human evolution by how much these two species diverge. If one goes with the standard theory on the subject, at one point we had hair across our entire bodies and thus only one species of lice would be necessary. Since most do not have a continuous tract of hair from head to groin, presumably they species began diverging when they were separated by expanses of flesh that they simply were incapable of crossing.

Another interesting note: human lice apparently are so well adapted to humans that they don't really live on anything else.

 

[octafish]

Hey Lou, what's the difference between crabs and lobsters?

Well, crabs walk sideways.

Shit...I think I caught lobsters from Martha!

 

[Guffe]

He should hit their weak point for massive damage!

With a big 'ol crowbar I guess?
That should exterminate them!

 

[Bitcoon]

"Crabs were giving me a lot of trouble"
- Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw in his latest review of Risen 2: Dark Waters

It's official. He said it himself. And no, I'm not just taking this out of context.

Even if I was, it's okay because...

"And [...] take this out of context."
- Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw in his latest review of Risen 2: Dark Waters

So what measures do you guys think Yahtzee will be taking for his crabs?

I think GlaDOS meant this one for you. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yy3dIicSI_0

I just knew as soon as he said that line, people would be doing this.

 

[Fieldy409_v1legacy]

Everybody knows Yahtzee likes to party hard.

Shave pubes. Problem solved.

Actually, it doesn't.

They burrow under the skin when that happens, so it's not a sure thing.

O.O They burrow into your dick?!?

Ohhh god, no, i cant bare thinking about it! XD

Wait, since when did people have hairy dicks?

You make an excellent point...

As long as your not a wookie you should be safe.

Can you get crabs on any hairy part of your body? Like your head?

I would have thought that would just be called lice.

...but maybe its a different species of parasite on the head which constitutes the different name rather than the location.

The two are very similar but one is incapable of living in the opposite region. Public lice (crabs) are built for hiding among, moving among and surviving in the coarse and wiry hair found in their home region while head lice favor denser finer hair. It is theorizied that one can chart important moments in human evolution by how much these two species diverge. If one goes with the standard theory on the subject, at one point we had hair across our entire bodies and thus only one species of lice would be necessary. Since most do not have a continuous tract of hair from head to groin, presumably they species began diverging when they were separated by expanses of flesh that they simply were incapable of crossing.

Another interesting note: human lice apparently are so well adapted to humans that they don't really live on anything else.

I am so much the richer for all this newfound knowledge on crabs... :/I

 

[theultimateend]

Everybody knows Yahtzee likes to party hard.

Shave pubes. Problem solved.

Actually, it doesn't.

They burrow under the skin when that happens, so it's not a sure thing.

O.O They burrow into your dick?!?

Ohhh god, no, i cant bare thinking about it! XD

Wait, since when did people have hairy dicks?

You make an excellent point...

As long as your not a wookie you should be safe.

Can you get crabs on any hairy part of your body? Like your head?

I would have thought that would just be called lice.

...but maybe its a different species of parasite on the head which constitutes the different name rather than the location.

Im curious but I dont want to research this.

I apparently am the only person who has the Discovery channel, at least back when it didn't suck most of the time.

Crabs and Lice cannot be interchanged. Each parasite is specialized for the hair that grows in that region. It is theorized that the separation happened about the time our body hair started leaving our torso and took major residence around our heads. [Get it?]

Anywho, I wasn't aware of this burrowing. It must be unique to crabs, because if you shave your head you'll be impervious to head lice. Speaking as someone who has had lice before and shaved their head and didn't ever have a problem again.

The two are very similar but one is incapable of living in the opposite region. Public lice (crabs) are built for hiding among, moving among and surviving in the coarse and wiry hair found in their home region while head lice favor denser finer hair. It is theorizied that one can chart important moments in human evolution by how much these two species diverge. If one goes with the standard theory on the subject, at one point we had hair across our entire bodies and thus only one species of lice would be necessary. Since most do not have a continuous tract of hair from head to groin, presumably they species began diverging when they were separated by expanses of flesh that they simply were incapable of crossing.

Another interesting note: human lice apparently are so well adapted to humans that they don't really live on anything else.

DARN YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

You win.

 

[.No.]

This thread's even weirder than the 'Yahtzee is a communist' thread we had a few weeks ago

Yeah, I was thinking of that thread when I saw this one. Next time he's going to be a fetus in disguise or something.

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WHY DID YOU HAVE TO GET YOURSELF BANNED?

 

[IPunchWithMyFists]

This thread's even weirder than the 'Yahtzee is a communist' thread we had a few weeks ago

Yeah, I was thinking of that thread when I saw this one. Next time he's going to be a fetus in disguise or something.

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WWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYY
WHY DID YOU HAVE TO GET YOURSELF BANNED?

Dude guess what.

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.375811-Yahtzee-Is-a-FETUS-IN-DISGUISE