Yay, more face chewing maniac antics.

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Sean Hollyman

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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/06/carl-jacquneaux-bit-a-chunk-of-victims-face_n_1574316.html

Oh woop de fucking doo, let's hope this doesnt spread. Stupid people and their face biting, this could really get out of hand.

Let's see if this escalates
 
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Matthew94 said:
Clearly this is the work of the red menace.

Haha, we in the UK have an ocean seperating us from the zombies.
Better build a wall, just in case.

Hey, it worked against Scotland :D
 

SaetonChapelle

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You never know, they might learn the ability of swimming, or even worse, plane/boat travel. oo

They look like us, however deep inside....

On a serious note, some poll years ago stated that something like 6000 to 7000 people disappear due to cannibalism in the United States (not sure how you find these kind of things out but whatever). This could most certainly be wrong, however assuming it's not, that is not a lot of people. I feel like pointing these kinds of things out is just kind of the "new thing" for the media. Damn zombies...
 

geK0

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Well ima move to PEI just to get away from the mainland; should be safe from zombies there for a while
 

SaetonChapelle

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Would living in a cold high level area work well? I'm just going by my Zombie survival guide here.
 

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Alrighty, just in case... This zombiefort be mine, a'ight? Just in case...

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/8a/Skansenkronan.jpg
 
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Muspelheim said:
Alrighty, just in case... This zombiefort be mine, a'ight? Just in case...

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/8a/Skansenkronan.jpg
That thing has a crown.

Crowns go on heads.

Heads contain brains.

Zombies like brains.

You can have it :D
 
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.....I think now is the time for me to be looking into buying a power plant up in Nunavut to go live in...

Also, why the hell do people keep taking that wackjob drug?! I mean, I can understand why people go for drugs (they like the high), but this....This is insane. It's not like it just rots your brain and kills you in the long run, this shit turns you into a raving zombie and screws you over int he short term too!

I don't see how anyone could want to try this unless they literally didn't give a rats ass about dying.
 

him over there

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Daystar Clarion said:
Muspelheim said:
Alrighty, just in case... This zombiefort be mine, a'ight? Just in case...

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/8a/Skansenkronan.jpg
That thing has a crown.

Crowns go on heads.

Heads contain brains.

Zombies like brains.

You can have it :D
The crown is shopped, I can tell by a few of the pixels and that I've seen quite a lot of shops before.

Seriously though didn't they say that the original guy was on some new narcotic? These follow ups are probably just fellow drug users who got the same thing and haven't heard the news yet. Though the fact that they specifically crave human flesh (at least in the reported incidents so far) is sort of worrying.
 
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him over there said:
Daystar Clarion said:
Muspelheim said:
Alrighty, just in case... This zombiefort be mine, a'ight? Just in case...

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/8a/Skansenkronan.jpg
That thing has a crown.

Crowns go on heads.

Heads contain brains.

Zombies like brains.

You can have it :D
The crown is shopped, I can tell by a few of the pixels and that I've seen quite a lot of shops before.

Seriously though didn't they say that the original guy was on some new narcotic? These follow ups are probably just fellow drug users who got the same thing and haven't heard the news yet. Though the fact that they specifically crave human flesh (at least in the reported incidents so far) is sort of worrying.
Not just human flesh.

Human face flesh.

It is the most succulent and sought after of the fleshy places.
 

him over there

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Daystar Clarion said:
him over there said:
Daystar Clarion said:
Muspelheim said:
Alrighty, just in case... This zombiefort be mine, a'ight? Just in case...

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/8a/Skansenkronan.jpg
That thing has a crown.

Crowns go on heads.

Heads contain brains.

Zombies like brains.

You can have it :D
The crown is shopped, I can tell by a few of the pixels and that I've seen quite a lot of shops before.

Seriously though didn't they say that the original guy was on some new narcotic? These follow ups are probably just fellow drug users who got the same thing and haven't heard the news yet. Though the fact that they specifically crave human flesh (at least in the reported incidents so far) is sort of worrying.
Not just human flesh.

Human face flesh.

It is the most succulent and sought after of the fleshy places.
I am going to ignore the fact that you brought up succulent fleshy places and instead find a suitable zombie fortress:


That'll do.
 
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him over there said:
Daystar Clarion said:
him over there said:
Daystar Clarion said:
Muspelheim said:
Alrighty, just in case... This zombiefort be mine, a'ight? Just in case...

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/8a/Skansenkronan.jpg
That thing has a crown.

Crowns go on heads.

Heads contain brains.

Zombies like brains.

You can have it :D
The crown is shopped, I can tell by a few of the pixels and that I've seen quite a lot of shops before.

Seriously though didn't they say that the original guy was on some new narcotic? These follow ups are probably just fellow drug users who got the same thing and haven't heard the news yet. Though the fact that they specifically crave human flesh (at least in the reported incidents so far) is sort of worrying.
Not just human flesh.

Human face flesh.

It is the most succulent and sought after of the fleshy places.
I am going to ignore the fact that you brought up succulent fleshy places and instead find a suitable zombie fortress:


That'll do.
Pfft, fortress?

Just use more gun.

 

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geK0 said:
Well ima move to PEI just to get away from the mainland; should be safe from zombies there for a while
Yeah but then you'll be in PEI. If the zombies don't get you, the boredom will.
 

Andy Shandy

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Matthew94 said:
Daystar Clarion said:
Matthew94 said:
Clearly this is the work of the red menace.

Haha, we in the UK have an ocean seperating us from the zombies.
Better build a wall, just in case.

Hey, it worked against Scotland :D
We have a sea to protect us from scotland.

You guys can rely on their poverty to keep them in check.

Heyooo!

I can't really say that as I'm irish though... :/
Neither country likes us...?




More on topic: What the hell has been happening recently? That's what 4 or 5 of these "Zombie" attacks in the past few weeks now.
 

bobmus

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Okay, so the Mayans predicted this Zombie uprising then, huh?

Now I wish we'd given more men to the Night's Watch when we were asked to...