I do have a couple I could part with. Back in middle school, I was friends with a pretty tough kid. One day we had planned for him to fight this huge kid our age after the dance after some teenage drama had gone down. So the dance was good and all, but after it we went to this place near the school for the fight.
At one point during the fight, the big kid was laying on top of him and nothing was happening. So I kicked my friend in the face and told him to stop being such a pussy. That really got things going. But soon enough some sophomore (I was in 8th grade at the time) came along and started calling "rounds" in the fight, switch obviously benefited the bigger kid because he was betting tired. SO I told the sophomore to fuck off and suck my dick, and in return he told me that I was young and didn't have balls and that he would if I had one. So in front of like 30 people, I pulled down my pants and told him to get on his knees. He just left after that, it was pretty funny.
After the fight (my buddy won), we piled into his moms car. I thought she would freak because he was bleeding from his face and all over, but he explained to her and her response was "Did you kick his ass?"
It was a good time.
