Yet Another Stupid Death

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ReservoirAngel

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The "eat or you die" thing reminded me of New Vegas. On...was it Hardcore mode, the name of it?

I'll go with that. You need to eat and drink and sleep or you are totally fucked.
 

Lullabye

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Harry Mason said:
Demon's Souls.
"What!?... Why?!... AAAAARRGRGHHGHGHGGGHHHH!!!!"
Well, that game is meant to kill you.
Yhe one time though I thought I was going to have an easy time though.......
Killing Black Phantom Satsuki. Surprisingly, he was a *****. I could take him on mono a mono no prob. Then suddenly halfway down his health bar, the game decides to send no less the 3 assholes to my world.
A black phantom is hard.
A player black phantom is harder.
3 player black phantoms and an a.i one is freakin ridiculous.
I actually won that one. But holy crap if a game ever hated me it was that one.
 

LaughingAtlas

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Does zero chance count as a factor? I was playing Castlevania: Lords of Shadow and not particularly enjoying myself the whole 2 hours or so it took to reach the first collosus big, big boss monster.
"Oh, great," I thought, "because Shadow of the Collosus's frustrating-monster-climby bullshit did so much to hook me I quit on the third one." Gabriel at least didn't have to worry about a grip guage, but after I broke the first rune, the fight was over. All I could do was stand on the golem's arm pushing every button in vain next to his big, glowing hand until he drew it back to swat at me again, whether or not it hit me apparently being decided by invisible dice.
At this point I stopped caring about Captain Picard's tale of man-stalking and joined those that think Castlevania should stop taking 3D before performances. Shanoa's murderously-overpowered-boss adventure was much more fun than this.
 

Internet Kraken

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Arontala said:
Wait, what kind of enemies are you facing?
Goblins, trolls, dragons, electric eels, Sigmund Freud, orcs, and a bunch of other crap. You don't get the luxury of being picky about what you eat in Craw. Odds are when you triumph over a hyrda you're going to chop it up and feast on it's guts.
 

InsomniJack

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I can usually adapt to impossible situations, but the one you described that was "when the game seems to have gained sentience and is now going out of its way to torture you?" Oh yeah. That one was called Dead or Alive 4. To this day, it holds my record for "Fastest Time A Game Has Been Returned" (which is 4 hours).
 

daft punk fan

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Well in fallout new vegas I was killing Caesar then when I got done I began to search the corpses then all of a sudden when I get done looting Caesar a guard runs out of the tent and falcon punches me in the head so hard that I flew into a wall head first so my head is stuck in a wall with my body just hanging there Looney Tunes style.