Yet another Zombie thread...yay.

[Kungfu_Teddybear]

Yes it's another Zombie thread i relise there has been a number of these but i'm a little bored right now and felt like making a thread and oddly this was the first thing that came to mind and i don't think theres ever been one like the one i'm away to do... at least i havn't seen one like it. If there is one i apologise now lets get started.

So say zombies attacked your town/city where ever it is you live. For a place to hide out and survive where do you think would be the safest place to hide from the zombies and wait for help. Somewhere that offers good protection and defensive areas and enough supplies to last you until help comes.

Personally i would run to my local Morrisons supermarket, why you ask? well i work there so i know my way about the store well through the back theres big chill doors that i could close for protection and a zombie would be to stupid to open it. The place has plenty of food as well as medical supplies that would be useful. Probably the safest place with the most food etc where i live we do have a Tesco but thats pretty much made up of massive glass windows so it wouldn't be very safe, that and i just plain don't like Tesco.

So fellow escapists if zombies attacked where you live where would you run to hide and why?

 

[the_pleasure_is_mine]

To this indoor/outdoor marketplace in town.

It has a shop that sells weapons plus plenty of food shops. It also has an outdoor area that can be sealed off and lots of indoor areas with staircases and underground tunnels leading to each shop.

 

[The_Healer]

We can't all have original ideas, you have displayed that very adequately.

Never mind.

I'd go out to my girlfriends farm. There are guns there. And a whole lot of meat.

 

[Internet Kraken]

So let get this straight; you knew that zombie threads are made constantly. You knew that people were getting sick of them. You knew that the question you asked in particular had been asked dozens of times before and you were better of just looking in all of the other zombie apocalypse threads.

So despite knowing all of this, you made the most repeated thread of all time (possibly aside form "your favorite video game music")?

I don't get it. If you were bored, why not come up with something that hasn't been discussed to death?

 

[MKScorpion]

I'd go to the mall.

 

[Ben Jamin]

My school. There's food in the canteen and the walls around it are solid brick.
I could live there for weeks if need be.

 

[enzilewulf]

OMGZ ANODER ZOMBIEZ THREADSS OASHGOHQHO YOU NUBE!!!! haha j/k its okay we all have to make a zombie thread one day or another

OP: Go to a really really tall building, get on the top, but be for that get a bunch of Pepsi and Pretzels, then get a sniper, break the stair cases in the building, and then I guess send a flair when I see a support helicopter. Yet snipe the shit out of the zombies.

 

[supagama]

a Lowes. weapons, water, and the trees make food

 

[AceDefective]

i would put live grenades and dynamite down my pants and go to the biggest crowd of zombies and say to the survivors to watch this
zombies around me stumbling towards me and then start hump dancing and then explode on the final air hump and die in awesome happiness.