Yo Mama!

[SirPlindington]

This thread is nigh on self-explanatory, really. Share some of your biting commentary on my mother's weight, social status, intelligence, etc. And yes, oh ye of little faith, I know I could just google it and come up with half a bajillion answers. But I've done that, and frankly, a whole bunch of them were just unfunny. I figure the lot of you can come up with a few good ones. And, because it would be hypocritical of me not to contribute anything, I leave you with this:

 

[Muspelheim]

Your mother is... Well, I've never really met your mother, as far as I know. I am sure she is a delightful lady.

 

[SirPlindington]

Your mother is... Well, I've never really met your mother, as far as I know. I am sure she is a delightful lady.

"Your mother is a delightful woman and you should respect and care for her!" Damn, that's a sick burn. They're gonna need skin grafts after that one, and some really deep cleaning. That burn is so severely diseased, they're going to need to amputate, and that's not even mentioning what might've already spread to other parts of the body. Your burn is so sick, it could kill a man. Are your proud of yourself?

 

[Dangit2019]

Crap, I have one, but it's geographical to the American south (Texas, Alabama, etc.). I'll use it anyway.

"Yo momma's so fat, she dived in a pool, and people in Alaska got wet."

 

[Zombie_Fish]

I'm just gonna leave this [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/326.144711-Your-mum#3255986] here. Thank me later for digging that classic up for you.

Also, yo mama's so ugly that Fluorine wouldn't bond with her.

 

[SirPlindington]

Crap, I have one, but it's geographical to the American south (Texas, Alabama, etc.). I'll use it anyway.

"Yo momma's so fat, she dived in a pool, and people in Alaska got wet."

That's still a good one. It'll work pretty much anywhere but directly outside of or in Alaska. I'll be sure to use it.

I'm just gonna leave this [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/326.144711-Your-mum#3255986] here. Thank me later for digging that classic up for you.

Also, yo mama's so ugly that Fluorine wouldn't bond with her.

Is it later enough for me to thank you? Because it would be my greatest pleasure. That was the most beautiful thing I've ever read. I have tears in my eyes, man. Tears.