Your mother's so not going to be impressed with about 99% of what ends up posted in this thread, (your mother, my mother, anyone's mother for that matter really) but yay for some who already bucked the trend:
rEvolution said:Yo momma's such a good cook I often enjoy eating food she's prepared
Yo momma's so intelligent I would be priveledged to recieve extra-curricular support from her
Yo momma's such a considerate driver she often allows people to merge ahead of her
rokkolpo said:nice! she baked me cookies.