Yoda Speak Fail

[TheDoctor455]

Scout: You are president of fan club his, what?

Spy: No. Your mother that be.

 

[Escapefromwhatever]

I think most sentences can be adapted to work with "Yoda-speak." For instance, your sentence, OP, would read as "Set you on fire, I will."

 

[Obrien Xp]

Always delivers anon does.
The enemy aggro I will.
Exceptions to rule 34 there are not.
Called in are the dogs.
Tactical nuke I has, use it will I.


shakespeare in yoda speech just try.
Or bible.

 

[iggyus]

Time sexy, it is

 

[Klepa]

Out your ass, blow it you will.

think of any good ones, I cannot.

 

[CounterAttack]

Kill Demomen, you must. Given to the Soldier, the weapon must be.

 

[LogicNProportion]

Fehlled the Emprah, Spess Mahrens, we have. Hmmmm. *Nods*

 

[Jeronus]

The chopper, get to we must.

 

[Guitarmasterx7]

Like a boss, on Debra's desk shit will I.

 

[Silk_Sk]

Before hoes, bros.

 

[agrandstudent]

Jar Jar: Come on, throwsa ina bucka!
Yoda: No. Tip, I do not.
Jar Jar: Yousa no tippa?
Yoda: Believe in the tipping, I do not.
Jar Jar: Yousa no believe in da bombad tipping?
Obi-Wan: Be mindful of the amount they make. It is not a grand amount.
Yoda: Give me that, you will not. If enough money she does not make, then quit, she can.
Jar Jar: Mesa not even knowsa a Jew whosa haven da bomballs tosa say dat. Lessa me get dis straight: yousa don't ever tippa?
Yoda: Tip I do not, because society demands it of me. If extra effort put forth is, then tip I shall. Earned, the tip is. Earn the right for the tip, one must.
Obi-Wan: Our girl was very nice.
Yoda: Okay, she was. Special, she was not.
Obi-Wan: Master Yoda, I find myself questioning what constitutes the qualification of special. What extra tasks must one perform to warrant this?
Jar Jar: Mesa tinks yousa are crazy. CRAAAZY! YEGADS!

ROFL
you have won

looks like a *****, he does?
when lion here, raise your voice like that, you can not.

 

[tijuanatim]

Locked in here with you, I am not. Locked in here with me, you are.

Kung-Fu, I know.

 

[Raven's Nest]

Serious, why so?

These muthaf**kin snakes, on this muthaf**kin plane, had it with them, I have...

Learned not, the English language I have... Ashamed, am I...

 

[Jark212]

Yoda speaks from Shakespeare, he does...

 

[Grand_Marquis]

Worse, would Yoda quoting Yoda cause recursive degradation? Like, first he says something: ?Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you?"

And then later-
"Remember, I once said: "matters not, does size. Me, look at. By my size, judge me, do you?'"

And then even later -
"Long ago, said I: "Said once, this remember: 'does not, matters, does size. At, me, look. You, by my, judge me, my size?'""


And then MUCH later -
"When younger I was, this I told others: "Ago said I long: 'Once this, remember, said: 'Does, matters not, does size. Look, me at, at me. By, you, my size, me, judge?'"""


That would become a nightmare pretty quickly.

 

[ctrl-alt-postal]

Be to, or be not to, question? That is!

 

[FYIImASpy22]

At Burger King, I work.

Off to visit your Mother, I am.

 

[RatRace123]

Sexy, back I am bringing.

With these motha f***in' snakes, I have had it on this motha f***in' plane.

tits, stonking great they are.

 

[FYIImASpy22]

Kill Demomen, you must. Given to the Soldier, the weapon must be.

Kill Soldiers, you must. Given to the Demoman, the weapon must be.

 

[T-Bone24]

SPARTA, THIS IS.