You are a Pirate, Whats your ship called?

[GrimTuesday]

Imagine you're a pirate captain, the most feared man on the ocean, your very name causes grown men to hide in fear. And of course every great Captain must have his ship otherwise he is nothing. So oh fearsome lord of the sea, what is your ship called?

Personally mine would be called The Vermillion Kill.

and for extra fun, what would your colors (Jolly Roger) be? Mine would be two black crossed axes with an hourglass in the middle, on a red flag.

 

[shitoutonme]

Well, I don't know about me personally, but seeing as we're on the internet, I imagine a number of pirates would name their ship Demonoid.

 

[Shakaar9267]

Ragnarok.
Nothing too fancy, but I like it.

 

[Danhoyt]

The "Dildoezer" or the "Ass Smasher". I'd definitely go with one of those two, or maybe "Beef Supreme".

 

[mrwoo6]

The going merry. Has to be done.

 

[dstreet121]

Hmm...

I think I'm going to go with The Archangel Gabriel. I'm not religious or anything I just really love that name.

The flag would be white with black angel wings maybe?

 

[jack583]

the ripper
it should be hard to see why

 

[Particulate]

Imagine you're a pirate captain, the most feared man on the ocean, your very name causes grown men to hide in fear. And of course every great Captain must have his ship otherwise he is nothing. So oh fearsome lord of the sea, what is your ship called?

Personally mine would be called The Vermillion Kill.

and for extra fun, what would your colors (Jolly Roger) be? Mine would be two black crossed axes with an hourglass in the middle, on a red flag.

THE CURBSTOMPER

 

[OptimisticPessimist]

The Festering Gangrenous Maggot. Just to fuck with any merchantmen I captured. Would you admit to being taken down by the Festering Gangrenous Maggot?

 

[Chris Sandford]

René Magritte, hopefully it will make me seem more inconspicuous.

 

[Flailing Escapist]

Yar Bio-boosted Home-wrecker. That way I can yell "GUYVER!" and my men will get that it means "Fire all cannons, scallywags!"

 

[Soviet Heavy]

Queen Anne's Revenge. Why? Because I like stealing the cool names from existing people.

 

[LFC Scouser]

The Bear on a Hotplate

My jolly roger would be a bear skull on fire

 

[DJDarque]

My ship would be called The Gilded Fury. My colors would be a variation of the jolly roger. Instead of a skull it would be a wolf's head, and it would have crossed scythes instead of bones or swords. Black on red.

 

[Shadu]

Celestial Balisong. There's a long reason behind it, but the short one is because it is pretty cool sounding.

Also, Lunar Morning Star, because I like the contradiction (and "Morning Star" also refers to a weapon).

 

[Drakmeire]

The Kraken's Bane
Alternatively, "Your Grandma".
Men, Get a good night's sleep, we board "Your Grandma" on the morrow!

 

[OutcastBOS]

Banshee's Scream

A venom green female skull with waves of sound coming from it on a black background

 

[laststandman]

Probably the TARDIS because I am unoriginal and that would imply that it's damn near impossible to destroy