Now op, i thank you for such.... consideration but I'm not much of a revenge person.
Those squirming fools, that is loath so sweat, i love in turn.
Why wouldn't I for all their bile, ire it is always so funny when they beat the drums of war.
Crying legion oh what fun, toy soldiers all.
Now come friends why do all of you need follow the wills of petty moral minds or butts for that matter.
There are much bigger fish to fry I'm a god, hehehehe a wonderful one at that.
The trickster is the patron of mankind after a sort, they tend to make man out of clay (thy are fool gods so don't blame them) I'll make my people out of metal instead.
I think ten foot tall, swirling masses of streaming quick silver, breathing fire and smoke.
Perhaps I'd make the world a bit more atmospheric, oh I do love a good bump in the night, almost as much as i love a good ghost story, far too few good ghost stories nowadays.
Maybe I should grant the wish of every human being (within limit), give them what they say they are looking for.
A yoke for those looking for strife, for a reason for their failure.
A mask for those that seek identity.
A liver, raw for every meal an alcoholic eats.
Now that's amusing.
A liar's tongue swings and dances when his back is turned.
A fool's heart grabs him by it's own strings and plays him the puppet.
A politician becomes a literal block of wood.
So many more amusing things to do.
Let's draw out the worst in these people show it to them and watch them break.
What would they be without their shadows in the shadows.
Oh course I'd love just to mess with physics but that's after we make humanity into a carnival.
But that's only after I've paved the way for my invading force.
turning humanity into a mad house is practical and entertaining.
All of you could stand to be this efficient.
For shame internet for shame.
How where did I put those b movies.
I think making some of them come to life is good for a laugh.
