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Marv21

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If you were an evil genius what would take these places in your evil corporation
1. Henchmen
2. Elite Henchmen
3. Headquarters location
4. Number 2
5. Number 3
6. Elite Assasin
7. Your most evil creation
8. Your front(what your corporation/crime business is posing as)

Mine:
1. Monarch Henchmen (venture bros.)
2. Dai Li(avatar)
3. A secret underground LAIR under my front
4. Jafar (aladin)
5. Doctor Strange
6. The Punisher
7. A robot with the reanimated brain of Hitler
8. A Strip join


Have fun and be creative!
 

Omikron009

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1. YVH-1 droids from the Star Wars expanded universe.
2. Adeptus Astartes terminators.
3. A mile high tower/palace on the moon.
4. Batman.
5. The High Prophet of Truth.
6. Ezio Auditore Da Firenze.
7. ToMacco.
8. A legitimate businessman's social club.

That took me forever, but I'm fairly happy with my choices.
 

Gunner 51

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Henchmen: Terminators (T800s)
Elite Henchmen: Brotherhood of Nod Cyborgs
Headquarters Location: A disused Cathedral.
Number 2 / Right hand man: Charles Montgomery Burns
Number 3/ Head of Cyberwarfare Division: Abby Sciuto / Timothy McGee
Elite Assassin: Mr 47
Most Evil Creation: Emo-virus! (Makes the whole world mega sullen to the point of docile!)
My Front: Umbrella Corporation.
 

Folio

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1. The Imps (Overlord)
2. The Samurai girls (Disgaea)
3. The Citadel of Secrets placed on neutral territory.
4. The Librarian (from Discworld)
5. My clone
6. Master Chief (Halo, duh)
7. The Joke that makes you laugh until you die (from Monthy Python's Flying Circus)
8. A comic store.
 

Sougo

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1. Men in black suits.
2. Sith
3. Underneath my mansion.
4. Darth Vader.
5. Yes, I shall call him Number 3.
6. General Grievous.
7. Eatable plastic explosives.
8. None. Proud to be Evil.
 

AbsoluteVirtue18

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1. Moogles
2. Bodybuilders
3. Located somewhere in a constantly stormy, obviously evil hideout-like castle
4. Nina Williams
5. Eddy Gordo
6. Boba Fett
7. A laser that turns beavers...into GOLD!
8. Life Insurance agency
 

SL33TBL1ND

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1. The Hands of Blue from Firefly.
2. Omega Boost Mechas.
3. A volcanic island... IN SPACE!
4. Starscream, so I can hate on him when he fucks up.
5. A sentient war simulation program.
6. A sane, evil version of River Tam.
7. Twilight. Nah, I'm kidding, even I'm not that evil. I'll say a machine that stops me from monologuing and makes me get on with crushing resistance, could be useful.
8. A chocolate store.
 

rokkolpo

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1.Heartless (KH)
2.Nobodies (KH)
3.Under my bed
4.Gin (Bleach)
5.Vergil (DMC3)
6.Also Gin & Vergil
7.a cookie made of anthrax.
8.grandma's old fashioned cookie's (if only they knew)
 

Tsunimo

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1. The Daleks
2. Massive Gerbils
3. Amsterdam
4. The Doctor
5. Cthulhu
6. Mario
7. Monopoly
8. Tea Store
 

Kapol

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1. Darkspawn
2. Big Daddys
3. In an alternate dimension
4. The G Man
5. The Agent (Serenity)
6. Knives (Trigun)
7. The Death Star
8. A genetics corperation.
 

Evil the White

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1. Cyborg Templars
2. Lots of JC Denton clones
3. The moon.
4. JC Tenton
5. Agent Smith
6. Gordon Freeman (he can't talk, so he can't be a Number)
7. child pornography Halo.
8. The Holy Smokes cigarette company.
 

Georgie_Leech

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1. Morphs (FE 7)
2. Draconic Werepyres (half werewolf half vapires altered with fire breath)
3. One of the unused storage rooms in the local Superhero Headquarters leads to a secret passage that opens up in a sewer that...(five minutes later) underground lair on Titan. Who'd look there?
4. Florence (yes, that one)
5. Edwin Odesseiron (Baldur's Gate)
6. Grey Men (WoT)
7. Shortening the day to 24 hours when I was bored
8. Storage room, inside a superhero's headquarters.
 

dariuskyne

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Marv21 said:
If you were an evil genius what would take these places in your evil corporation
1. Henchmen
2. Elite Henchmen
3. Headquarters location
4. Number 2
5. Number 3
6. Elite Assasin
7. Your most evil creation
8. Your front(what your corporation/crime business is posing as)
--snip--
Have fun and be creative!


1 the blackgaurds (venture brothers)
2 the homonculi (full metal alchemist)
3 secret underground bunker (think those nike missle sights the us government sells off once in awhile)
4 Gendo Ikari (Neon Genesis Evangelion)
5 Tyrion Lannister "the imp" (song of ice and fire book series)
6 Rico (gunslinger girl)
7 genetic manipulation virus that could make every person on the planet infertile (like d-tank from appleseed)
8 vehicle parts manufacturer (thus explaining why i have all the tools needed which would also be used to manufacture weapons of various caliber and ability, along with other equipment/vehicles) I would also own a scrap metal business to supply myself in materials
 

CpnBeef

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If you were an evil genius what would take these places in your evil corporation
1. Ninja turtles Footmen
2. Matrix Agents
3. Underground lair...or Flying Airship
4. Ra'z Al Ghul
5. Darth Vader
6. RvBs Tex
7. Humanity (ooh, burn!)
8. It would be in my best intrests to control some sort of distribution so, shipping docks.
 

Firehopper

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If you were an evil genius what would take these places in your evil corporation
1. Henchmen
2. Elite Henchmen
3. Headquarters location
4. Number 2
5. Number 3
6. Elite Assasin
7. Your most evil creation
8. Your front(what your corporation/crime business is posing as)

1. DBZ Crew. Good guys
2. Freelancers from RvB
3. Shell corporations :D
4. Tony Stark/Ironman
5. Bruce Banner/Hulk
6. Lich King
7. Disney.....Muwhahahaha but seriously that red plant blowy upper thingy from the new Star Trek Movie. The name escapes me at the mo
8. Airlines/Mass Transport.
 

Ironic Pirate

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1. Mummies. Very underepresented, people wouldn't know their weaknesses, unlike zombies or ninjas.
2. Grammatron Clerics from Equilibrium.
3. Volcano, for the retro.
4. Someone who was genetically engineered to protect me.
5. Woody Harrelson.
6. Anyone from the Matrix, because fucking slow motion.
7. Justin GaGa
8. Obscure technology retailer, because I love gadgets!
 

The_ModeRazor

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1. Lenin clones, just for the shock value.
2. Bearsharks.
3. Mars. Goes well with the Lenin clones and all that.
4. Sagat, for TIGEEEER UPPERCUUT!!!
5. A dog. Dogs are awesome.
6. 47. Not the bald one, tha anti-meatbag one.
He killed an entire facility worth of robots who were improved versions of his own design, and he wasn't even allowed by his programming to hurt them! (he got around that though) Nothing can stop that mofo.
7. Ummm... bearsharks, anyone?
8. Thatsnomoon inc.
 

Mr Thin

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1. The Geth (Mass Effect)
2. The A-Team (The A-Team)
3. The highest point of the smallest mountain. (They'll never expect it)
4. Queen Azshara (Warcraft)
5. Ron Perlman
6. Zombie Jesus (Madness Combat)
7. Robo-Uwe Boll
8. Ubisoft
 

iLikeHippos

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If you were an evil genius what would take these places in your evil corporation
1. Henchmen
2. Elite Henchmen
3. Headquarters location
4. Number 2
5. Number 3
6. Elite Assasin
7. Your most evil creation
8. Your front(what your corporation/crime business is posing as)

Mine:
1. Dead people with manipulated nanites in them that works on a range. AKA: Controllable zombies.
2. Dead people with manipulated nanites in them that works on a range... With high-tech bulletproof armor that can stand against the heaviest of bombs/shells and heavy caliber weapons. An automatic system would be implanted into their heads so they would be able to control the weapon and aim with deadly accuracy on anyone not classified as "friendly". It's a double-edged blade, but hopefully no one will snatch the access code from me.
3. It would be on an Island I bought whereas I have my own country as well. The only difference from this country from another is that here we have a "completely naked" day where it's O-K to walk around naked. Also an evil corporation is the ruling government and ME as the CEO...
4. That would be my Brother since I know him very well, and I would discuss each and every move with him. He is to be trusted.
5. A man of great skill in the destructive arts. If my Brother bails me saying I am "trying to achieve to high" and leaves the corporation with my valuable information, NR. 3 is the first one to hunt him down to justice.
6. Probably NR 3.
7. That would be my bombs/shells of neuro-toxin. I would spread the paralysis gas onto my enemies as the zombies would slowly... Slowly... Approach them...
If they have Gas masks I'll let my Elite Henchmen gun them down. These henchmen heals their wounds up by any bullet passing through the armor and will aim with a deadly and accurate scope on the enemies. They also feel no pain or have the need to breathe.
8. As the Government of Sween and the country with the longest life span in the world : Infinite.
 

Quaxar

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1. Daleks, they are effective in masses. I just need to build ramps everywhere
2. Clone Troopers (Star Wars EP III)
3. a hollowed volcano shaped like my face
4. a pirate, maybe Blackbeard
5. a ninja 'cause in my organization it's pirates > ninjas
6. Altair
7. yo mama! (I'm just joking... she was more of an accident)
8. Grandma's ol'-fashioned hardcore porn production. Because who'd expect something like an evil genius behind it?