You are BALUTPROOF

[Akytalusia]

You have just discovered that you are completely invulnerable to all disgusting foods; what do you do with these newfound powers?

 

[Froggy Slayer]

I would go to peoples parties and eat everything just to piss them off.

 

[DoPo]

There was a show a while back - Fear Factor, I believe it was called. There is bound to be something similar around nowadays.

Failing that, I can always be happy that I can always get the cheapest food and be happy with it. Saves lots of money over a long period of time, after all.

 

[Scrustle]

I'd finally be able to go out to fancy restaurants and stomach their pretentious disgusting crap that everyone else thinks is so fantastic, not that I have a reason to any more.

 

[DugMachine]

Put Andrew Zimmerman out of a job and eat the feces of all animals and put it on the youtubez

 

[soren7550]

Depends. I mean, do the foods I like still taste good? Do bad foods/foods I don't like still taste bad?

 

[Palademon]

Probably nothing, since I don't like disgusting food.

Are we having another flash fad?

I recommend "You are BALLETPROOF"

 

[Cabisco]

There was a show a while back - Fear Factor, I believe it was called. There is bound to be something similar around nowadays.

In my head I got the fantastic image of you being told they have to go through a big tank of maggots/other insects to find stars or some shit and then you straight up just eating those maggots just because you could, showing everyone what fear truly is. In case you wondered, in my daydream you looked remarkably like Ty Burrell.

As for me, I'd just sit in parks and slowly eat all of it just to scare and confuse the locals then move on.

 

[anthony87]

I'd eat healthier.

Seriously, all the stuff that's good for me but I can't stand the taste of would be much more appealing if I just couldn't taste them.

 

[DoPo]

There was a show a while back - Fear Factor, I believe it was called. There is bound to be something similar around nowadays.

In my head I got the fantastic image of you being told they have to go through a big tank of maggots/other insects to find stars or some shit and then you straight up just eating those maggots just because you could, showing everyone what fear truly is. In case you wondered, in my daydream you looked remarkably like Ty Burrell.

Well, I don't look like him, but that's an awesome idea! "Yo, guys you go look for that stuff, I'll have some lunch, OK? ... Guys? Guys, why are you running? Come back, don't you want to look for those items? You can't win without them, you know."

As for me, I'd just sit in parks and slowly eat all of it just to scare and confuse the locals then move on.

Wait, you'll eat a park that's certainly ambitious. And I don't think the authorities can do anything about it. And even if they throw you in jail, you can just eat a hole in the wall.

EDIT:

I recommend "You are BALLETPROOF"

What, is that something like "You can withstand the boredom of any ballet" or something?

 

[Cabisco]

There was a show a while back - Fear Factor, I believe it was called. There is bound to be something similar around nowadays.

In my head I got the fantastic image of you being told they have to go through a big tank of maggots/other insects to find stars or some shit and then you straight up just eating those maggots just because you could, showing everyone what fear truly is. In case you wondered, in my daydream you looked remarkably like Ty Burrell.

Well, I don't look like him, but that's an awesome idea! "Yo, guys you go look for that stuff, I'll have some lunch, OK? ... Guys? Guys, why are you running? Come back, don't you want to look for those items? You can't win without them, you know."

As for me, I'd just sit in parks and slowly eat all of it just to scare and confuse the locals then move on.

Wait, you'll eat a park that's certainly ambitious. And I don't think the authorities can do anything about it. And even if they throw you in jail, you can just eat a hole in the wall.

fascinating, I can't help but read your posts in Ty Burrells voice now it would seem. And yes my plan is pretty much to ruin everyones time and then once put in prison escape and continue eating parks, I could have more scope and ambition but this just seems funnier to me.