You are granted godlike powers...

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game-lover

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Oh, I'm staying. I like my life just fine as it is thinks and my imagination is shitty. I could never create anything worth anything.

Besides... 10 billion dollars? That's more than enough to help give me what I need.

First go to my mother and let her use the amount she needs to pay off the house, buy a nice amount of cars and perhaps to even retire early. Pay off every debt I have and classes to learn how to drive then get my license and my own car. Put myself through college... Give some to my brother for his own car and the rest is all selfishly mine. MINE!
 

Promethax

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1) go to other world
2) create something that allows me to carry my powers into Earth
3)
4) Profit
 

Redlin5_v1legacy

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xXGeckoXx said:
First of all there are loopholes here such as sending your shit into this galaxy. But I would totally do a doctor Manhattan and fly off to make life elsewhere.
That was actually intentional. I was curious to see how many people here would somehow extend their influence back to Earth to either f*ck with it or try to fix it.
 

Kyle1527

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INFINITE POWAAAAAA!!! You could do anything!!! Populate a planet full of extremely hot women for example. Then make them worship you, and make yourself a bronzed godlike figure, you could conjure up anything and everything you wanted - even make Earth V2. I mean, there's millions of possibilities and in your new planet you can spot world hunger and racism and all that sort of stuff. This is a no brainer.
 

trollax

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How would me making A Green Lantern Corps would do to my plannet.I think awesomeness and I will be one.
 

Mestraal

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Take powers.
Make interdimensional rift allowing me back to earth whenever I feel like (I am godlike, after all)
Live both lives freely!
 

JaceArveduin

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That's easy. Become a god, create a new universe with humans on it, teleport all of those I care about my universe and make them my underlings (or demigods if that's what you want to call it) and then proceed to do whatever the fuck I want for the rest of eternity while ignoring those silly things that keep wanting me to help them for no good reason
 

Devil_Worshipper

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Give myself the ability to eat forever, next the ability to ejaculate ice-cream, and finally infinate lotion.

Also Hendrix reborn as multi-armed demi god playing an orchestra of wah wah's in the background.
 

Racecarlock

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The Artificially Prolonged said:
Create a new galaxy inhabited with super powered aliens and have them invade this galaxy to enslave humanity. Muahahahaha!
Wouldn't that result in your ass being kicked by Gurren Lagann? Not the best plan, there.

Eh, I'll take the god powers. As long as I don't piss off gurren lagann i'll be fine.
 

Cazza

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Become Godlike. I would create a world and let a whole society grow. Let billions of people that wouldn't exist otherwise exist. I would probably give them a headstart. I would cut out the shit we did wrong like slaves etc.
 

xXGeckoXx

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Redlin5 said:
xXGeckoXx said:
First of all there are loopholes here such as sending your shit into this galaxy. But I would totally do a doctor Manhattan and fly off to make life elsewhere.
That was actually intentional. I was curious to see how many people here would somehow extend their influence back to Earth to either f*ck with it or try to fix it.
In that case once my pure energy beings where nice and godlike themselves I would come back and see how the humans where doing.
 

Elemental

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IKSA said:
MeXR said:
Godhood, Transport my family and friends to my perfect world, won't wait till technology and create it myself and I'm talking about technology that Earth won't see in a billion years!
Create more people, give them freewill and I will stop all evil that may be. Maybe create guardians to protect the world instead of me always keepong it stable.
I will give them free will as long as they do as I say so. Just like christan god.
That's not exactly free will huh?
 

Lazy Kitty

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Well, if getting powers like that could be given, I'd take the power.

Real power is never given... It's taken!

But I guess I can use the granted power to take real power.
 

Whispering Cynic

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Godlike powers, since I can create an exact replica of Earth with all the meatbags and stuff in the new location by just snapping my fingers. And my rule of terror can begin... Yes, I can see a lot of potential in such a scenario.
 

PurpleLeafRave

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plugav said:
Abedeus said:
If they say I'm bluffing, send a tiny adamantium meteoryte aimed directly at New York.
Why is it always New York?
Skyscrapers are fun to smash? The population is dense?
Mwha ha ha ha!

OT: I would create a land where magical space hoppers are the mode of transportation, where the skies are crimson, where the seas are like lava lamps with lots of multi-coloured bubbles, and I would invent new creatures and plants like the pleasure fruit cactus which causes instant climaxing.

I could go on.
 

Shoggoth2588

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I'd more than likely go off and make my own Galaxy's worth of awesomeness. When I was young and stupid I kind of thought that's what happens after you die; you're taken into what appears to be a room which turns out to be a galaxy and are left to create your own reality there.

Of course after a lifetime of fandom, I would likely make a lot of the Galaxy up in the images of multiple franchises...a Pokemon Planet for example, which would be shielded from Great A'Tuin and the Discworld, who would fly by Marvel Earth every ten to twenty decades...I'll implant myself in these worlds as I see fit or get bored.
 

Nickolai77

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I don't think if, given the choice, i would actually exile myself to a different galaxy, never to see my friends and family again, but heck it's something i would seriously consider.

I would probably make myself a series of different world, all spread far across the galaxy. One would be a classical-esque world (think Roman Empire) with magic, another would be a high-fantasy world, a steam-punk world, and a cyber-punk world. I would then connect the four worlds by wormhole to my own personal planet, have myself a mighty castle for my home, and visit any of my four worlds at will, disguised as an ordinary human.
 

IKSA

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MeXR said:
IKSA said:
MeXR said:
Godhood, Transport my family and friends to my perfect world, won't wait till technology and create it myself and I'm talking about technology that Earth won't see in a billion years!
Create more people, give them freewill and I will stop all evil that may be. Maybe create guardians to protect the world instead of me always keepong it stable.
I will give them free will as long as they do as I say so. Just like christan god.
That's not exactly free will huh?
That is how I see it atleast.