You are Immortal.

[lRookiel]

Get stuck.
Scream for eternity.

You could just eat some oranges and it would be k :3

OT: I would watch civilizations rise and fall, all the while trying to not go insane after hundreds and thousands of years.

 

[Rawne1980]

I'm pretty sure a large enough group of people could do what ever they want to you.

That sounds far more kinky than I assume you meant it to sound.

 

[revjor]

I'm pretty sure a large enough group of people could do what ever they want to you.

That sounds far more kinky than I assume you meant it to sound.

More like not quite kinky enough

 

[Xman490]

I would play video games all the time, but also use myself as a power source for that and other people.

Of course, I'd take vacations occasionally. After all, I wouldn't have to eat nor worry about being predated or otherwise torn apart.

 

[CommanderL]

I would Travel the world And enjoy life going by many names by many people I would also start making money and putting people in high places I would pull the strings of the world I would also start a relgion in my name and as the time goes on more and more people will follow the way of the man

 

[Trippy Turtle]

I would probably eat take-away a lot and not feel bad about spending my life playing games. Being immortal is something I really want. I know everyone says it would suck when everyone you know dies and you would end up all alone but still. I don't really look forward to dying and if worst comes to worst I am sure I could train myself to sleep for eons at a time when I am all alone.

 

[Vausch]

If I'm understanding right, I'd be invulnerable, correct?

Well the big reason I've never wanted to join the army is fear of death, but with that I'd go straight for it. Might never get a purple heart but knowing I can't die would just give me reason to join the bomb squad and focus on hand-to-hand combat.

"And that kids, is how I killed a suicide bomber with another suicide bomber."

Otherwise invest money and start travelling the world to learn how to be a human weapon. Figure 50 years as a monk in China learning Shaolin kung fu wouldn't raise suspicion, they'd probably just think I attained some new form of enlightenment.

 

[Oly J]

I'd find the power-dealer from "Misfits" and swap my immortality for something else, like power over all forms of energy, that would be awesome

 

[LG Jargon]

Also demand a salary of at least $35,000.00 a year. Lab rats gotta get paid too.

$35k a year? That's...not all that much. Unless you meant $3,500,000, then alright.

Me? I'd start up a Kickstarter or something to buy a ride up to the International Space Station. I'd ask to go on a space walk with the astronauts if there would be a need for it, you know, to assist them. Once I get out there, however, I'd point myself towards Earth. The last thing I'd say before all communication was cut off?

"Hey, Baumgartner! SUCK MY (deep inhale) diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii--"

After I peel myself out of the cartoonish indent I made in the ground, I'd go get myself a cheesesteak with ketchup and extra cheese. And a root beer....Or maybe a Guinness.

 

[THE_JOKE_KING33]

First, rob a bank(for shiggles) then

I'd take over the world.

I'm immortal, who the fracks going to stop me?

^This

 

[Lonewolfm16]

Also demand a salary of at least $35,000.00 a year. Lab rats gotta get paid too.

$35k a year? That's...not all that much. Unless you meant $3,500,000, then alright.

Me? I'd start up a Kickstarter or something to buy a ride up to the International Space Station. I'd ask to go on a space walk with the astronauts if there would be a need for it, you know, to assist them. Once I get out there, however, I'd point myself towards Earth. The last thing I'd say before all communication was cut off?

"Hey, Baumgartner! SUCK MY (deep inhale) diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii--"

After I peel myself out of the cartoonish indent I made in the ground, I'd go get myself a cheesesteak with ketchup and extra cheese. And a root beer....Or maybe a Guinness.

I know, I intended it to be a fairly small salary. I figure I will proably get room and board along with food and utilities and the like so I won't need much, and that way the majority of the money can go to experimentation, while I can have a comfortable salary with which to buy random stuff not covered by the lab.

 

[Arslan Aladeen]

I would charge rich people the opportunity to hunt me for sport.

 

[Samus Aran but a man]

So if I don't age; does that mean I'm stuck at 16? Yikes you don't see a lot of 16 year old CEOs...

I suppose I'll be the first.

 

[Satan]

Get better at riding my unicycle, riding for two years but if I couldn't die I would ride over cliffs to impress people.

 

[Starik20X6]

Surprising I am giving one of the first serious answers, but 'nothing'. I would do absolutely nothing. Perhaps quietly amass a fortune over time to assure my endless life is comfortable. There is a good reason immortals never draw attention to themselves in all works of fiction.

Yeah, I'm thinking one would have to be constantly on the move, never resting in one spot for too long. A long string of fake IDs, being sure to register the deaths so as not to arouse suspicion.

To that end, I would become The Man With No Name. Forever wandering, battling corruption and injustice wherever I went. Bring down drug cartels, shatter sex-slave trading operations, that sort of thing.

 

[Hagi]

Climb to the top of Mount Everest in a thin loose white robe and sit meditating on the very peak of it, waiting for a group of mountain climbers to come along.

Then ramble some vague abstract things at them and see if it starts a new world religion with pilgrims visiting me on my mountain-top.

 

[MorganL4]

NOOOOOO!!!!

This is horrible! I will be 300 and look like a guy in his twenties! How will I go to bars when my age on my ID doesn't match me?

 

[Infernai]

Well.....i'd be more realistic and just abuse the fuck out of it for my own amusement like the Team Four Star version of this guy:

And if people don't like it? Pfft! What are they going to do, grab that one guy that can stop me? What was his name again? Oh right, Michael Mcdoesn'texist!

I'd also start taking some VERY enthusiastic walks.

 

[bartholen_v1legacy]

Fake my death, and start a new life as a tyrannical lord of evil. Then fake my death again and live a new life as something else entirely. As many times as I'd want to.

 

[Sacman]

Probably stop eating... I need to lose some wait... seems like the best possible way... can;t exactly die from malnutrition...<.<