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Step 1.
Invent a Time Ship that looks like a blue box.
Step 2.
Find a hot 20-something college girl with a sense of wonder.
Step 3.
Save the planet from destruction with the aid of said hot 20-something college girl.
Step 4.
Travel the universe with new found companion.
Step 5.
Watch as an old enemy/ evil villain emerges and promptly causes great tragedy.
Step 6.
Reverse said tragedy with troll physics, with an unfortunate side effect that prevents the previously mentioned hot college girl from journying with me any longer.
Step 7.
Be sad.
Step 8.
Repeat from step 2.
 

J4RD

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Devote my life to finidng a way to imbue another human being with my immortality, so the eternities aren't so lonely.
 

DazBurger

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I will would go on a few good years... Perhaps join the millitary and only take down enemies with a crowbar and handcuffs... Or a lasso!
 

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Work to record all of history and pass it down to younger generations. And try to find cures for cancer and the like
 

Not G. Ivingname

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No social life said:
Assuming time is infinite and I wouldn't die from the destruction of the Earth/get sucked into a black hole, everything that is possible I would experience since I would live forever.

Anything and everything will eventionally be done, since I would live though an infinite amount of time.

Although, their will be down sides...

http://www.cracked.com/article_18708_5-reasons-immortality-would-be-worse-than-death.html
 

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Go on a fantastic adventure, stop wars and shiz (or at least make a futile attempt). Then pet every dangerous animal in the world :D

I like the idea of becoming some kind of travelling fighting guru - wisened by centuries of knowledge and worldliness.
 

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I'd start wearing long black trench coat, talk with creepy soft voice, learn all languages, read all books and start calling people mortals. I'd turn into a real pompous prig.
 

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Learn guitar.

Eat every food.

Photograph everything.

Fight a war.

Make all the money.

Blow it all.

Walk it off.

Play with great grandchildren.

Become a doctor.

Do all the science.
 

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Become the greatest warrior in the world. Become Kratos, a reaper of souls gone into whispers in the dark, what those who are feared fear. The reaper, the equalizer, the unstoppable force. The juggernaught.
 

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DazBurger said:
I will would go on a few good years... Perhaps join the millitary and only take down enemies with a crowbar and handcuffs... Or a lasso!
TC stated rules = you aren't invulnerable, but you do regenerate. So watchout for tanks, bombs, grenades, bullets, acid, fire, napalm, blah blah blah, unless you want to spend a large majority of your immortal life as goo
 

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Spookimitsu said:
DazBurger said:
I will would go on a few good years... Perhaps join the millitary and only take down enemies with a crowbar and handcuffs... Or a lasso!
TC stated rules = you aren't invulnerable, but you do regenerate. So watchout for tanks, bombs, grenades, bullets, acid, fire, napalm, blah blah blah, unless you want to spend a large majority of your immortal life as goo
Well.. You can survive major bullet wounds, explosions rarely take limbs... But then again.. What about head-injuries? :-/
 

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what happens if i decapitate myself, cut my head in half, pulverizes the body, burns it and spreads the ash in the ocean in different continents?
 

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Xenmut said:
Baldry said:
Try grant my friends this power/curse and just live out the rest of my days gaming and becoming rich!
Curse? you CAN die, its not like: you become a vampire, why would be a curse? =O
I don't see it as a curse, some do, the idea of eternal life does not appeal! AND I may of read it wrong, both are viable answers.
 

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Xenmut said:
unabomberman said:
Xenmut said:
unabomberman said:
Science!

Seriously, what else would anyone do? Human experience ought to become annoying at some point if one were to live forever. Give it a couple hundred years 'tll you feel like you need to be surprised.

Again: SCIENCE!
but what happends if youre like.. more into art or something?!
There are academic snobs that are bored with art already. An immortal, by no fault of his/her own would become the ultimate snob by the mere fact that it would've experienced a wholes bunch of things and then stuff would keep getting repetitive.

The only thing you cannot get completely bored with, in the end, is science b/c there's just too much shit going around in the universe, and the more you know, the more you know you don't now. No matter how much of a bored asshole you were to become, there'd always be something to do.
That may be absolute true but even so many ppl that are scientists (dead or alive) normaly like arts, in music, in paintings or they tend to find art inside the science, i think inmortal people would become a kind of anthropologist by hobby and a scientist by profetion, agreeing totally with this point of view.

You have also to see that like in science theres something new everyday to discover, in art (not just classics, games are art as well) humanity discovers itself and creates something everyday, i absolutely think that inmortals WILL become snobs, but they wont be full blown radicals in this subject (nor science or art) but in any case i would not believe inmortals turning into Ann Rice vampires personalities like. hipsters. xD
Haha, yeah...

Anne Rice vampires were exactly what I had in mind. They'd be the ultimate uber emos, those guys that laug at emos b/c of how easy they have it 'case they're gonna die and put an end to the boredom that is life whereas they are ultimately trapped in an immortal existance where they've seen and done everything... ...and yet none of those idiots bothered to figure out the fruits of adding and subtracting, or building fucking rockets, or spaceships, figure out if there was some kind of faster than light travel, something.