You are now a prince!

[2fish]

Congratulations you woke up today and there was a letter proving you are royalty and also a male!

Unfortunately the old lady down the way who dislikes you turned out to actually be a witch. It seems she found out about your new status before the credit card company.

So you have been cursed by the ***** witch down the way. Now all spells relating to royalty must have several components.

1. Must turn the prince into an animal that is not usually well received at parties.
2. Prince must overcome some personal issue while under the curse
3. Prince can only be freed once kissed by princess or finding true friendship. Who is your friend or princess?

So now that you know the rules of your curse what happened to you and how will you get out of it?

I was turned into a gecko.

I must overcome my ego as well as my laziness.

My princess will save me, Zoe will not let me down!

Spoiler

What about you?

 

[Sarpedon]

I have been turned into a rather large snake whom, strangely, all women simply fall in love with. *wink wink.* I must find a way to stop myself being swamped be adoring women in public places, and I will have to perform some... extensive exploring to find my princess.

 

[Thaluikhain]

This is a fairly odd subject. Shouldn't we have at least been cursed by whatever we killed last in a videogame or something?

However, I can fix this by saying I'd be turned into a sparkly cartoon pony. Everyone hates those. And, if the witch is a fangirl, we could have moderately funny adventures that teach us life lessons while waiting for me to be cured by the magic of friendship or whatever.

The downside is that everyone would make the same bad "ridden by a witch" jokes.

 

[Princess Rose]

Awww... I've been proven male? But what about my pretty vagina?

Also... can't I be a Princess who's been turned into some sort of animal (I dunno, a goat maybe? They aren't well received at parties, but they are generally fairly pleasant) and needs to be kissed by a different Princess?

Wait, no, screw goats - I've gotta go with snake. I know a hot "Princess" who likes snakes. ^^

 

[Phlakes]

I'd be turned into an anteater (and name myself Claude, because what the hell else do you name an anteater), have to get over my debilitating attractiveness and general badassitude, and my princess would be... Huh... I guess I'll spend some of my anteater days thinking about that. They better be into some tongue action.

 

[BristolBerserker]

Ok i am a honey badger and i must lower my level of killing from genocidal to small war level so as not to scare off the bitches. Only a kiss from the beautiful hayley williams can change me back.

 

[The Scythian]

Okay. I'm a mutilated wolf. A princess (Anna Komnenos) kisses me for personal power, and my challenge is assassinating my way to the throne. When I ascend, I hold massive witch trials.

 

[chaosyoshimage]

I'm a already a prince. I am the Prince of Fools! Not much for nobility though...

 

[The Code]

I'd be turned into a humanoid rat and I'd have to overcome my hatred of humanity's inherent stupidity and fear of the unknown. As for my 'princess'... He/She doesn't exist. Yet. I guess I'd be stuck as a giant black rat man for the rest of my life as I conquer the world... Oh, and did I mention that my curse is contagious on par with a global plague? You won't become a rat, but you will become what you resemble most.

 

[Doclector]

I'd be turned into A slightly older than teenage mutant ninja turtle, overcome my fear of uncle phil/shredder, and be saved by a druish princess.

...

I'm sorry, but as soon as I read the title, I thought of bill pullman's "imma prince!" from spaceballs.

 

[Mischa87]

Awww... I've been proven male? But what about my pretty vagina?

Also... can't I be a Princess who's been turned into some sort of animal (I dunno, a goat maybe? They aren't well received at parties, but they are generally fairly pleasant) and needs to be kissed by a different Princess?

Wait, no, screw goats - I've gotta go with snake. I know a hot "Princess" who likes snakes. ^^

You know the vulva and other bits are what's external that's what you can actually see, the vagina is internal, welcome to the 70%~ of women worldwide who can't correctly ID their own bits. (I wish I was kidding there)

And goats not well accepted at parties? Pretty sure goats and sheep are more than accepted at parties *grin*

 

[Aris Khandr]

And goats not well accepted at parties? Pretty sure goats and sheep are more than accepted at parties *grin*

Only Scottish parties (I can make that joke, I am Scottish).

Do I get to turn back into a girl when the curse ends? Because, if not, I am so not playing this game. Otherwise, I'm set. I've got a handful of true friends who'd get everything fixed before the day is over.

 

[-Dragmire-]

Spoiler: Oh crap, I've been turned into this?!

 

[StormShaun]

I would be a white wolf, and I would have to overcome my sense of aggression, then saved by my best friend's sister, I would then turn back into a human and bake that ***** witch a fresh poison apple pie...and then live happily ever after with my saviour.