im a woman??? holy magikarp. um gimmie a sec im just going to go off in the back room, if i'm not back within ten minutes that because maybe bowser mistaken me for peach (HORAY I GET TO HANG WITH BOWSER!)
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I'd be a sexually promiscuous princess, whom encouraged said behavior openly, ensuring either my release, or death, from Disney.
Failing that, I AM SO DOWN FOR A MANI-PEDI.
Failing that, I AM SO DOWN FOR A MANI-PEDI.
Hi, my name is Peach. I do not have a prince, except this weird little plumber fellow. I probably won't kiss him, depending really on how much I have had to drink. After I get tired of him, I'll just find the next best guy in Mushroom Kingdom. Except he can't wear green, I hate green. I suppose there are a lot of guys in Mushroom Kingdom. Right?
Who is your prince? Ryan Reynolds as Wade in the beginning of X-men Origins: Wolverine.
Do you let him kiss you? F*** yeah!
Do you get married? Nope. I don't want to be held hostage by a supervillain.
Is it happily ever after? Yeah, but we do break up after a while.
Other thoughts? I like ice-cream!
Do you let him kiss you? F*** yeah!
Do you get married? Nope. I don't want to be held hostage by a supervillain.
Is it happily ever after? Yeah, but we do break up after a while.
Other thoughts? I like ice-cream!
you will succed were the Olson Twins (mary-kate & ashley) failed?....would that be good or bad? i don't know weither to laugh/cry/join you/attack you???Rex Dark said:
i call Alucard (Hellsing), Kain (Legacy of Kain), Dimetri (Darkstalkers) or Dracula (Castlevania and the Dracula games - Resurrection/The Last Sanctuary) = cause they'd be badarse while arriving/slaughtering/Shakespearian dialoging/making there way to me or they'd kill me and therefore put me out of my misery, but at least i'd go in style(if very painfully) ^.0
I am not a pricess. I don't have a fucking tiara and I'm not being a princess without a fucking tiara... and not some cheap tiara either... fucker had better have fire opals in it.
YOU GOT IT SISTA!! ^.^Digi7 said:Wait, a minute, I see your plan! This is just a plot to get all us guys to release some homo-erotic tension, and for girls to swoon over who they want to cradle them in their big, muscly arms while they leap from a fiftieth story balcony! Smooth
NEVER FEAR I AM HERE!!!!Iznat said:
OT:
1. Roxas
2. Yes.
3. I'd try.
4. Probably not, he is a nobody.
5. KINGDOM HEARTS FOR THE WIN!!!!!
If you don't like a thread, close the tab and move on - it's not that difficult.NotSoNimble said:
Imma princess? Fun !But i'd rather be that villain princess, nagging my parents to imprison random people i find annoying or cut their heads off! All this while devilishly avoiding all the young knights and princes wanting to marry me, every time moving to another castle just before they reach me, forcing the merry bunch of them to chase after me. Hopefully they would want to cut the competition and kill each other. And i'd rather entertain myself with handsome, submissive servants.
That's a fairy tale i could live with. Oh and the annoying pixie would be kept in a jar prison and buried 6 feet under the ground in the darkest corner of the royal gardens, just beside the thorny veins of unnamed plant.
That's a fairy tale i could live with. Oh and the annoying pixie would be kept in a jar prison and buried 6 feet under the ground in the darkest corner of the royal gardens, just beside the thorny veins of unnamed plant.
Am I guarded by a dragon? Sweet. I proceed to tackle the goddamn dragon, whip it's pansy butt and ride on out of that forsaken hole whilst rocking the fuck out. There would be METAL, Fire and BRIMSTONE! And every so often, in commemoration of my epic efforts a most brutal concert would be held in the castle where they had foolishly tried to imprison one so badass as myself.
Prince Charming? Who needs one? I'd rather pick up someone who could help me fight rather than insisting on saving me. Marriage? I doubt it. Happy ending? Let's just say I'd spend the rest of my life with an escort of drums and bagpipes riding into battle with this playing behind me, singing.
Happy ending? I think so.
Prince Charming? Who needs one? I'd rather pick up someone who could help me fight rather than insisting on saving me. Marriage? I doubt it. Happy ending? Let's just say I'd spend the rest of my life with an escort of drums and bagpipes riding into battle with this playing behind me, singing.
Happy ending? I think so.
if i can assume that the gender can be reversed, id call kaede from negima,
she'd save me in a heart beat with her wall running ninja abilities and instant movement, plus lets not forget how bloody hot she is!
Wow! thats a big picture!
Wow! thats a big picture!
I am going to be rescued by myself from another dimension or something.
No we do not kiss that is gross.
Maybe we get married. Depends on how similar we look.
It will be pretty happy until we are forced to talk to each other and one of us ends up stabbing the other.
Other thoughts: This is a pretty silly premise.
Also, selfcest is wrong, kids.
No we do not kiss that is gross.
Maybe we get married. Depends on how similar we look.
It will be pretty happy until we are forced to talk to each other and one of us ends up stabbing the other.
Other thoughts: This is a pretty silly premise.
Also, selfcest is wrong, kids.
Can I be saved by a female?
In fact can I be turned into a Prince? So it's still a male - female thing but the other way around!
Who is yourprince? princess?
That's my secret, I won't say who she is ;D Although I will say she kicks ass >.> And isn't a princess... wait I fucked up the whole story already. D:
Do you lethim her kiss you?
Maybe once we're out of the tower/dungeon/castle place. Or maybe not...
Do you get married? Nope, marriage is too corny!
Is it happily ever after? Is it ever? Nope, the adventures will continue! =P
Other thoughts?
I liked the original thread idea ^^ And my bad for being silly and random in my post, I've had too much sleep after too little sleep and then I had some soda with sugar so I'm all hyper and not making sense....
*deep breath*
In fact can I be turned into a Prince? So it's still a male - female thing but the other way around!
Who is your
That's my secret, I won't say who she is ;D Although I will say she kicks ass >.> And isn't a princess... wait I fucked up the whole story already. D:
Do you let
Maybe once we're out of the tower/dungeon/castle place. Or maybe not...
Do you get married? Nope, marriage is too corny!
Is it happily ever after? Is it ever? Nope, the adventures will continue! =P
Other thoughts?
I liked the original thread idea ^^ And my bad for being silly and random in my post, I've had too much sleep after too little sleep and then I had some soda with sugar so I'm all hyper and not making sense....
*deep breath*
Suddenly a woman and a princess to boot? Its disney so I'm also a hot white girl. So I'm guessing I'm hella rich with access to a magical wish granting being right? If the little fairy isnt a wish granter than its fetching me someone with the right size armor, horse, food and water, and a weapon or two. Once rescued set up camp wait for the poor sap to undress and flay his flesh and eat his still beating heart to gain his strength and courage, mmmm tasty courage and I'll eat the fairy for giggles. Unless said Knight is a woman then I'm riding off to the sunset for a happily ever after of riches and a life of having boobs.
If it grants wishes then I'm going for immortality and a harem of hot women.
If it grants wishes then I'm going for immortality and a harem of hot women.
I think the generally accepted next step is to get kidnapped by a fire breathing lizard turtle thing.