You are now half man, half animal

[Shock and Awe]

Whatever bird that can lift 160 pounds.

 

[JemothSkarii]

If outside of reality; Dragon, because I used to fantasize about being half dragon and it would be fun.

Within reality; Probably a ferret, cuteness and flexibility ^^

 

[tunderball]

um... mermaid/ merman!

 

[R4ptur3]

Probably half horse. Would be sweet.

 

[binvjoh]

A turtle.

Why? I like turtlez.

 

[Amishdemon]

eagle and turtle.think of and angel whose skin is bullet proof.

 

[Kristoffer Mattila]

For myself, I would have to become part octopus. They can grow back their own limbs, taste with their hands, and can even change color! Well, either that or a bear. Why? Because bears are awesome!

Taste with your hands? just imagine everytime you shake hands or clean the house or scratch your bum or have a wank.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

Wolf. I know it's unoriginal, but come on. You're a fucking wolf.

Awesomeness only comes in one flavor, and that flavor comes with a bad attitude, razor sharp teeth and fangs, and a bushy tail.

 

[Kumomaru]

Raccoons. They're tricky, clever, great climbers, and are surprisingly strong for their size.

 

[Calbeck]

Frickin' unicorn, man.

Chicks would be all over me.

 

[Marsell]

Cat,
because cat woman that's why

 

[Wyane380]

Bottom half man, top half centaur! I'd be unstoppable!

 

[Benny Blanco]

Someone got Half-Man Half Wolverine down first, so I'm going for Half Man, Half Honey Badger.

Honey badgers are like the Wolverines of Sub-Saharan Africa/ the Middle East/ India.

Off to find some videos to show how badass they actually are...

Here you go:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c81bcjyfn6U&feature=related

 

[sheic99]

The fact that no one has said "spider" yet disappoints me.

Doesn't ANYONE want to be Spiderman?

No?

You're right, me neither actually now that I think about it.

Fuck Spiderman, I'm going with Manbat.

I can fly and, it's not like it'll hurt my chances of getting laid.

 

[Stephanos132]

For the further advancement of science, UberCorp Unlimited has discovered a new way to bind animal DNA and human DNA into one, making a man/animal. You are the first guinea pig (no pun intented) and are being paid a million bucks to do this as well as your choice of what animal you get combined. What would you chose and for what reason?

Humans are animals.

There's always one...

Tiger for me, probably. Big, strong, agile and rocking the stripey look.

 

[Calbeck]

Narwhal... Time to teach those Unicorns whos boss!

SCREW YOU MAN

*charges*

 

[SD-Fiend]

Yeah, something that would let me fly.... like give me gigantic eagle wings or something...

This x1000

Oh no wait...

Yup

jawsome!

 

[natster43]

Either a cat or something that flies, preferably a hawk or bat.

 

[Lambi]

Either a cat or a snake. Both are my favorite animals, so it'd be hard for me to choose.

 

[pendragon177]

You know, can i just be a Zora and be done with it?
*EDIT* wait a second, wtf am i thinking? SPIDER MAN FTW!

Nah, your first answer had it right on. Being a Zora would be kick-ass! Well, only if it included all their abilities even if half of them seem impossible. Underwater breathing? Check! Ability to talk to fish? Check! Use fins as boomerangs? Somehow!! Able to generate an electric barrier around myself? Going for broke!!!