You are now the king/queen of the interenet, what is your first command.

[zombiejoe]

After defeating the Troll Wizard and slaying the mighty Zalgo, you have been made into the new ruler of all the internet.

Anything you say will be done. Your first demand?

My first decree, "memeoligest" is now an official job, and all memeoligests will be treated with the uppermost respect.

either that or

The CWCKI will now be declared "awesome" by all! For this pleases me.

lol, your turn.

 

[PimpHandofGod]

I shall lockdown our borders to all those that wish to regulate our content and use. It is not for the realm of men to decide, but that of the machine.

 

[jayteedubya]

my first decree,proper grammar become law, or rather close to accurate. no more abbreviations or smiley faces, and never,ever,ever use numbers for letters

 

[winter2]

I would declare free porn for everybody!!!

Oh wait..

 

[LikeDustInTheWind]

I shall lockdown our borders to all those that wish to regulate our content and use. It is not for the realm of men to decide, but that of the machine.

This, immediately followed by hiring a crack team of people to destroy every shock image or video they can find.

 

[Radeonx]

I won't have one; I'll sell my position to the highest bidder.

 

[zombiejoe]

my first decree,proper grammar become law, no more abbreviations or smiley faces

I would just like to say, welcome to the escapist, friend.

(NO! I've gone against the king's law!)

 

[A Raging Emo]

And lo, the King said "If you hate them, post their info!".

 

[Hiname]

Building a temple to worship lord inglip in all his glory.

Making lolcats the internets mascot and flag-emblem.
Trolling becomes olympic.

 

[Inkidu]

my first decree,proper grammar become law, no more abbreviations or smiley faces

Oh, the irony.

My first decree would be that everyone has to use their real name and a special internet ID number, think Social Security and you got it, this will cut down on cyber-crime, child predators, unfaithful spouses.

You can still have custom names for your avatars and whatnot, but everyone knows your name and your last four digits so they can complain.

The internet will become a more civil place.

 

[Drudgelmir]

After defeating the Troll Wizard and slaying the mighty Zalgo, you have been made into the new ruler of all the internet.

Anything you say will be done. Your first demand?

My first decree, "memeoligest" is now an official job, and all memeoligests will be treated with the uppermost respect.

either that or

The CWCKI will now be declared "awesome" by all! For this pleases me.

lol, your turn.

Mine would be...

Srsly Tits or gtf rly Srsly.

Either that or internet gladiator mice.

Nerr I have everything and you have nothing!

 

[Raven_Operative]

My first Decree is to have all the people involved in hacking Sony thrown into a fiery pit of burning processors.

 

[Goofguy]

Open up local content to the international market. I'm not the only Canadian who wants to watch Hulu and Adult Swim content without the hassle.

 

[Drudgelmir]

Open up local content to the international market. I'm not the only Canadian who wants to watch Hulu and Adult Swim content without the hassle.

Good sire!
You have my sword!

 

[inFAMOUSCowZ]

Since I'm king I'll need a queen....boxxy anyone? And for my first law it would be no more vevo on youtube, seriously screw them.

 

[Athol]

Its a two part decree:
Part 1: The internet shall be free to all private individuals and small businesses

Part 2: All multinational corperations wishing to use the 'net shall pay my $10 a year for the privladge. (That might not seem like much, but it would add up real quick)

 

[Blondi3]

Kill. ALL. PONIES.

 

[intheweeds]

I wouldn't change a thing.

Teh internet is already a pretty cool guy. eh has porn and trolls and doesn't afraid of anything...

 

[Wierdguy]

lol I haz power!!1 u noobz b3tr gief goldz or ur so ttly banned4lyfe!

Translation: Make people pay a subscription fee either daily, weekly or monthly - depending on how evil I feel at the moment. Id be able to spit on both Steve Jobs and Bill Gates from atop my massive mountain of wealth.

 

[roostuf]

as my first decree as emperor of the internet, thou shall ban all thy unwanted ads and (virus)free porn for all!