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Ryuo

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goodwithwords08 said:
Ryuo said:
I would deck my best friend, hopefully lighting him on fire, then hit the shower.
The bastard is most likely the one who lead to my person being set ablaze.
All in good cheer though, we do this sorta thing on regular occasion.
Please tell me you mean joke around and not set each on fire...

Also I would use my amazing mind powers to lift the fire off of me and into the kitchen sink...and then use my mind powers to figure out why on earth I was on fire?!?!?!
Actually we ended up in a knife fight about a month ago. He had to get several stitches in his thumb....We haven't escalated to setting fire to each other...yet.
 

Gildan Bladeborn

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Mistermixmaster said:
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What if I set myself on fire on purpose, because ninjas were trying to grab me - everyone knows ninjas can't grab you if you're on fire!

I couldn't help but to think of this image because of the comicstrip you posted xD
I'm somewhat curious if you were aware that you can purchase said design on a Raptor Bandit Industries t-shirt through TopatCo.com [http://www.topatoco.com/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=TO&Product_Code=RB-FIRE&Category_Code=RB]? And were you also aware that Raptor Bandit Industries is the merchandising arm of the Dr. McNinja webcomic?

What I'm getting at is that the comic I posted certainly should remind you of the image you just linked to, because it directly inspired it.
 

Captain Pancake

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well, if I stopped dropped and rolled here, I would set my house on fire too. I would be better running to the bathroom and doing it there, the stuff there is somewhat less flammable.
 

Eumersian

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I would freak the hell out. Primarily as I currently surrounded by wooden furniture. I would probably stop, then drop, then roll. That's what they tell you. Whatever gets the flames off of me so I can call the campus emergency center.
 

Irony's Acolyte

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I! AM! ON! FIIIIIRRRRRREEEEE!

Run to the bathroom, just like everyone else. I doubt that stop, drop, and rolling will put you out if your whole body is aflame.

Although if I wasn't get hurt I would just walk around to freak people out. One time I was so bored in school I got the idea to set myself on fire and run around just to freak everyone out.
 

Tharwen

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To be honest I'd probably just die. My chair would get a bit burnt, but that wouldn't matter much to me.
 

etherlance

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I'd run onto my roof, wait till someone passes by and then jump off the roof.

And as I plummet to my death I'd scream out just before I hit the floor in front of them:

FLAME ON!!!!!
 

Not-here-anymore

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See if I'm capable of throwing fireballs. If so, become a superhero. Or an arsonist, one of the two.

If not, share the fire. Everyone knows that fire gets smaller if you share it, right?
 

Teh Flembo

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Well, my bathroom is only a few steps away, but I would imagine that being engulfed in flames could be somewhat disorientating. Finding the bathroom may be problematic.

Failing that.
Go to my Pc. Load Itunes. Arthur Brown - Fire. Dance till i am but ash on the floor.