You are the attack.

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Calibanbutcher

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Now, as a follow up to my previous thread that had you take on the role of the aggressor, I have thought up another great scenario for you.



You are the embodiement of the attack.

You solely exist for the duration of the attack and you have no way of influencing anything, you are an entity born from pure violence and possibly great amounts of crystal meth, an entity brought forth by the delusional brain of whomever is mugging a turtle, you don't really care, for your entire existence is violence. You have no goal in life, for life holds no meaning to you.

You are always alone, your whole existence for an eternity but in an instant and when the violence stop you cease to be.

There is no right or wrong for you, for morals have no meaning to you, nor are you even aware of the concept of morals.

You know nothing of this world in which you were spawned, and yet you are able to witness the entirety of the universe as it is at once.

There is nothing you do not know, there is nothing you do not feel and yet you are empty for your existence is nothing but the purest joy and the most exquisite suffering forever entwined by fate and destiny, ensuring that even in the short time you have on this planet, you will experience everything that ever happened and everything that will ever happen.
You will bear witness to the Big Bang and you will see the universe implode upon itself once again, ending time and space alike.


Would you defend yourself against yourself?
You, being an embodiement of violence experience everything, therefore you also experience yourself attacking yourself. Would you defend yourself against yourself or would you let the attack go on, knowing that doing so will spawn another entity of higher order?
 

Lionsfan

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Got a link to your previous thread? Gotta admit, I'm a little confused by what you're asking.

How exactly can I, an attack, defend myself against myself? Wouldn't I then be something besides an attack?
 

Esotera

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It depends how I was attacking myself. If I was drowning myself and my favourite pet at the same time then I think I would have to defend my favourite pet first. It all depends on context. This hypothetical situation has far too much interpretation for my liking and frankly could use a lot more ridiculous rules that are never going to happen in the real world.
 

Andy Shandy

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There's no way loads of threads about attacks in their various forms within a short timespan could annoy anyone at all. I mean absolutely everyone on the forum loved the insanely idiotic drowning trend, amirite?


 

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Andy Shandy said:
There's no way loads of threads about attacks in their various forms within a short timespan could annoy anyone at all. I mean absolutely everyone on the forum loved the insanely idiotic drowning trend, amirite?


Yes you will, dammit.
 

Zhukov

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Wat?

Is there even a topic in there?

Is this some kind of joke thread? ("Hey guys, let's see how many people will answer a question that doesn't actually make sense!")