You Are The Only One Who Can Stop Them!

[Bat Vader]

I would assume that if I was the only one who could stop them that either I am meant to be a distraction while Seal Team Six, Delta Force, SAS, and whichever special forces soldiers of world are still alive climb inside the alien mother-ship and blow it up from the inside.

Or I am dead/sleeping and I am reincarnated/dreaming as a video game character. If that is the case I would bring up the developer console and activate both god mode and infinite ammo. The aliens don't seem to be playing fair so why should I?

 

[Saulkar]

Not a difficult choice.

IDDQD
IDKFA
IDISPOPD

Time for some fun in the sun and alien guts! I wonder if any are hot blue women or at the very least a fast talking scientist Salarian will join me along the way.

 

[Jason Rayes]

i can't help but feel XCOM sparked this thread...

I was thinking LSD or mescaline myself, but maybe your theory works too. Or it could be a combination of all three.

 

[FalloutJack]

Well, since this isn't The Futurological Congress, I must assume this is real. Now then...to answer.

Badass music time, GO!


*Kicks several flavors of alien ass while letting out a Coop-like battlecry*

 

[Lt._nefarious]

i can't help but feel XCOM sparked this thread...

I was thinking LSD or mescaline myself, but maybe your theory works too. Or it could be a combination of all three.

Where do you get off? I'll have you know I only take the most exotic drugs like Chupacabra Tears and Swedish Super Viagra...

Well first what do the aliens look like? I have to decide if they should be killed or cross bred with!

If they are fugly or scary...ok just fugly, I can get it on with a scary but sexy alien...

I'd say to use your imagination but I feel I may well regret that so the Aliens all look like the fully grown Dren... Whether that is a good thing or a bad thing is up to you...

 

[King of Asgaard]

I look into the president's eyes, and say:

Spoiler

Why are you calling the president "dear"? Is there something we should know?

I assumed that when this happens in the far future, my country's president will be a woman, probably Margaret Thatcher with my luck.

 

[Evil Smurf]

watch mars attacks and learn how they get rid of the alien invasive there. Then do that.